The Twilight Of Our Youth, Part 4
(My fiancé and I are sitting in the living room. We originally met on a ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ message board. We are at the end of a ‘If I turned into a _____, would you kill me?’ conversation.)
Fiancé: “Okay, fine. What if I was a vampire? Would you kill me?”
Me: *wryly* “Okay, are we talking Forever Knight vampire, Buffy the Vampire Slayer vampire, or…” *makes a face* “Twilight vampire?”
Fiancé: *frowns* “…or? It sounded like you were going to give me a third choice. And why are you making that face?”
Me: “I did give you a third choice. I said…” *makes another face* “Twilight”.
Fiancé: *sighs* “You did it again. You just stopped, made a face and trailed off.”
Me: “No, I said the same thing twice.”
Fiancé: “What was it?”
Me: “Twilight. As in Twilight Princess.”
Fiancé: *laughs* “Oh! I only heard it in the Zelda context. I mentally block it out on its own now. To me it does not exist. And so you still only gave me two choices. Buffy vampire.”
Me: “I really love you. And yes. Yes, I would kill you.”