Tall, Board, And Handsome

| Related | March 30, 2012

(My sister recently got life-sized cardboard cut-outs of Damon, Elena, and Stefan from The Vampire Diaries for her birthday. My grandma, who can only speak Chinese, visits the house and goes into the dining room where we’ve been keeping the cut-outs. Everyone in my family is very short so the cut-outs tower over us.)

Grandma: “Argh!”

Mom: *comes running over* “What?! What is it?!”

Grandma: *talking frantically in Chinese* “What is that?! Why is that there?!”

Mom: “Oh, that. You see, we bought [Sister] these cut-outs from her favorite show.”

Grandma: “They’re made of cardboard?”

Mom: “Yes, cardboard.”

Grandma: “Oh, thank God. I was going to ask who these strangers in the dining room were.”

Mom: “Really?”

Grandma: “Yes, either that or my daughter has some very tall friends.”


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