The Twilight Of Our Youth, Part 3
(I’m away at college, texting my boyfriend. It’s a few weeks before I come home to visit.)
Boyfriend: “We need to see a movie when you come home. You can pick this time.”
Me: “Alright. I can tell you right now it won’t be the new Twilight movie.”
Boyfriend: *relieved* “Thank God, Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, and that bird thing from Egypt!”
(I knew I fell in love with this man for a reason.)