More Daylight, Less Twilight, Part 7

, | Oregon, USA | Right | March 1, 2012

(I am a vampire at a haunted house. My costume includes fangs, a cape, and of course, I am drenched in blood.)

Teenage girl: *looking extremely mad* “What is this?! They got your costumes all wrong!”

Me: *snarling, not dropping character* “You smell delicious…it’s so rare we get fresh victims…”

Teenage girls: “No, no, no! Vampires drink ANIMAL blood! And why aren’t you sparkling?!”

Me: “Your neck…it’s so…inviting—”

Teenage girl: “This is WRONG! You aren’t real vampires!” *stomps away*

Related:
Less Twilight, More Daylight, Part 6
Less Twilight, More Daylight, Part 5
Less Twilight, More Daylight, Part 4
Less Twilight, More Daylight, Part 3
Less Twilight, More Daylight, Part 2
Less Twilight, More Daylight

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  • Siirenias

    You could always claim to be a Bodak as a backup.

  • Kalu-chan

    You know… I’m aware there’s idiots out there, including idiotic fangirls. But if you’re crazy enough about something to raise a fuss about it, how the heck can you also know so darn *little* about the thing you’re crazy about? Even if she just watched the first movie, human blood drinking vampires are very much in there, in it’s mentioned that they only sparkle in sunlight. (Yes, I used to be a Twihard. Fite meh.)
    So, personal guess? She just wanted to raise a fuss, and what little she’d heard about Twilight was just the first thing to come to her mind.

  • Aaron

    Those aren’t vampires, kid. Those are English Fae