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Blanket Panda-monium

| UK | Romantic | August 24, 2012

(We’re in bed, trying to get to sleep, and my girlfriend rolls over and gets tangled in the blankets. She struggles for a bit, then decides it’s too much effort and just flops face down on the pillows.)

Me: “You’re cute.”

Girlfriend: “I’m useless.”

Me: “Cute like a panda. They’re pretty helpless.”

Girlfriend: “They can’t even be bothered to mate.”

Me: “Cute like an evolutionary cul-de-sac.”

Girlfriend: *giggling* “You say the sweetest things.”

Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 7

| NY, USA | Romantic | August 24, 2012

(My wife and I are wrestling on the couch, and I pin her down.)

Wife: “When I evolve, I’m going to kill you.”

Me: “What are you, a Magikarp?”

Wife:Meowth to Persian, go!”

(As she says this, she pushes me off and tries to pin me.)

Me: “You’re such a nerd… I love you.”

(She then tells me that I had better not put this on NotAlwaysRomantic.)

Related:
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 6
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 5
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 4
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 3
Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 2
Good Thing They Caught Each Other

Gotcha!

| Romantic | August 24, 2012

What A Strange Name

| Right | August 23, 2012

Dear Customer Service…

| Right | August 23, 2012


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