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In Your Face, Shakespeare

| Chicago, IL, USA | Romantic | August 24, 2012

(I am fooling around on the computer, when my husband, in a suddenly very over dramatic Shakespearean tone, bursts into the room.)

Husband: “Oh fairest maiden, your countenance doth shine like the sun…”

(I look confused. He pauses, then speaks in a normal voice.)

Husband: “It means your face.”

Hairy Scary Artsy Fartsy

| Berkeley, CA, USA | Romantic | August 24, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are having a quiet night in. My boyfriend is very tired, slightly drunk, and incredibly loopy. He is holding my hair up to the light.)

Boyfriend: “Look at the light through your hair. It’s so pretty. It’s like a piece of modern art.”

Me: “Yes, dear.”

Boyfriend: “I should cut off your hair and put it in a museum.”

Me: “No, dear. You’re not allowed to cut off my hair.”

Boyfriend: “Not the whole thing! Just this part of it! I will call it ’Really Angry Squid in a Windstorm’.”

Blanket Panda-monium

| UK | Romantic | August 24, 2012

(We’re in bed, trying to get to sleep, and my girlfriend rolls over and gets tangled in the blankets. She struggles for a bit, then decides it’s too much effort and just flops face down on the pillows.)

Me: “You’re cute.”

Girlfriend: “I’m useless.”

Me: “Cute like a panda. They’re pretty helpless.”

Girlfriend: “They can’t even be bothered to mate.”

Me: “Cute like an evolutionary cul-de-sac.”

Girlfriend: *giggling* “You say the sweetest things.”

Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 7

| NY, USA | Romantic | August 24, 2012

(My wife and I are wrestling on the couch, and I pin her down.)

Wife: “When I evolve, I’m going to kill you.”

Me: “What are you, a Magikarp?”

Wife:Meowth to Persian, go!”

(As she says this, she pushes me off and tries to pin me.)

Me: “You’re such a nerd… I love you.”

(She then tells me that I had better not put this on NotAlwaysRomantic.)



| Romantic | August 24, 2012

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