Stuff It, Toilet (Attendant)!
(I am working as a volunteer at an event; we only deal with entertaining or guiding the public. I need to use the bathroom and, on entering a cubicle, I find the toilet completely clogged. People have kept using it even though it was obviously blocked. I pull the door shut and lock the door using a coin. Afterward, I go in search of the attendant. I find her chatting to a male dressed in the same uniform at the entry to the bathrooms. They are not discussing work.)
Me: “Uh, excuse me, I just wanted to let you know that one of the toilets is blocked and that I…”
Attendant: “Go away, leave me alone. I don’t need to be told that every thirty seconds “
Me: “What the h***? I was just trying to tell you that I lo–“
Attendant: *cuts me off again* “I told you to get away from me. I don’t need to be told every thirty seconds.”
(The man is looking on, open-mouthed.)
Me: “As if it’s obvious that I can see that you’ve been told by anyone! I’m sorry I disturbed your conversation about what you are having for dinner.” *turns and starts walking off before turning around* “Oh, what I was trying to tell you was that I locked the door, and I was going to tell you which one, but now you can just find it for yourself.”
(This means that she has forty cubicles to check as the doors go all the way to the floor and up to the ceiling. About an hour later, one of my fellow volunteers comes in.)
Volunteer: “I’ve been asked by one of the toilet cleaners to let one of our volunteers know how sorry she is for being rude to her. How am I going to work out who that is?”
Me: “Yeah, that was me.”