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When Their Disability Is The Inability To Pay Their Bill

, , , | Right | CREDIT: Lurking1821 | June 17, 2023

Our HQ emails our hotel to tell us a guest is behind on her bill, and they will not let her stay tonight until she is paid in full for Saturday and Sunday. Said guest then calls our general manager.

General Manager: “I have to be very clear that you will need the full amount authorized before we can allow you to stay tonight.”

Guest: “I’m going to call the ADA and my attorney because my son is disabled and you’re kicking us out!”

General Manager: “This has nothing to do with your son being disabled. You simply need to pay for your room.”

Guest: “You’re being unreasonable!”

General Manager: “It is not unreasonable for us to expect payment for services rendered!”

Some people just blow my mind.

When The Police Get Tipped Off

, , , , , , | Right | June 17, 2023

I have two male customers that decide to dine and dash. I get their license plate number and report it to the cops, and I jokingly mention that they didn’t even tip!

Later that night, they get pulled over for DUI. The cops recognize their license plate number from the report, bring them both back to the restaurant, and force them to pay the bill! After they’re done paying, the cop just stands there.

Cop: “Well?”

The guys sheepishly handed me my tip.

You Can’t Just Stroll Into This Refund

, , , , , | Right | June 16, 2023

A customer is trying to return a stroller.

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but without packaging or a receipt, I can’t give you your money back.”

Customer: “But I haven’t used it!”

Me: “Ma’am, this is clearly used and damaged.”

We have no way of entering it into the system, but I feel bad for her; she’s a new mother clearly living the lower-income life.

Me: “However, I will look up the UPC. You’ll get the lowest sale price in store credit, and we can give you 15% off of a new stroller if you pick up a replacement today.”

I find a UPC of a stroller that is the same brand and color as hers and it’s “no-bill” returning at $50 clearance. She picks up a new one priced around $120.

Me: “Okay, so the lowest sale price in store credit is $50, which brings this to $70. The 15% discount means your total is $59.50.”

Customer: “What?! My new stroller isn’t free?”

I re-outline my original offer to her.

Customer: “But I paid $100 for this stroller! I’m not leaving without the $100 credit for it!”

She got a manager involved, and after an hour she “remembered” that she’d used her loyalty card when she bought the stroller, so we looked up her transaction, went through the e-bill, typed in all the information like she had a receipt, and ta-da! $45 appeared as the cost, which meant she had bought it at $50 with a ten percent discount.

When I came back, I learned that during the next half-hour, she had yelled and said we were full of s*** trying to steal her money, called her mom (who had actually paid for the first stroller), and learned that she had only paid $50 for the first stroller. Then, the woman was like, “Well, f*** this. I can’t afford a new one,” and stormed out of the store.

Mickey Mouse Versus Money Management

, , , , , , | Working | June 16, 2023

I am given permission to attend a conference (Monday to Friday) about a software package I support. The conference is being held in a hotel/convention center in Anaheim, California, next door to Disneyland. The travel coordinator approaches me.

Travel Coordinator: “A Sunday flight is several hundred dollars more than a Saturday flight. Would you consider saving the company a lot of money by flying on Saturday?”

I talk to my boss, who agrees to approve it if I am willing to give up my Saturday. Fine with me. There’s even an extra session on Sunday that sounds interesting.

My boss talks to his boss to approve the travel request and then comes back to me.

Boss: “I talked to [Boss’s Boss], and he said you’d have to pay for Saturday night’s hotel room and your meals. He doesn’t think the company should pay for your vacation trip to Disneyland.”

Me: “Fine! I’ll fly on Sunday!”

Boss: “But then, I pointed out that you flying on Saturday would save the company enough money to pay for the extra night’s hotel stay, meals, and the extra conference session, and we’d still have enough money left over, and that having you fly Sunday would just be a poor business decision.”

I flew on Saturday, and the company paid for everything.

She Doesn’t Know Half As Much As She Should

, , , , , | Right | June 16, 2023

We have discounts very regularly, typically some “40% off the whole store” stuff. It’s very typical to receive questions about the post-discount pricing on various items; big percentages off are easy to calculate, but I can understand why customers would want to verify their purchase beforehand all the same.

A girl, probably around fifteen or sixteen years old, comes up to me.

Customer: “Can I get a price check on this dress?”

I find the tag.

Me: “That’s $20.”

She stands there confused for a second.

Customer: “So, what’s 50% off of that?”

Me:$10.”

I carry on with my work. Whatever, it’s dark, the music is loud, and people are stupid. I likely would forget about it, but she returns a few minutes after standing in line.

Customer:Are you sure?”

I nod, but she still just stands there and continues to look extremely unsure. I would simply dismiss it as her hesitating to make the purchase –– you’ll note I’m mentally offering her many chances to redeem herself –– but then, she whips out her phone.

Customer: “Can you show me how to calculate it?”

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