One Poison Helps You Escape Another
CONTENT WARNING: Domestic Abuse
I have been separated from my physically abusive husband for over a year and a half, and he has finally agreed to do a non-contested divorce after his court-mandated therapist convinced him that contesting it would likely mean alimony, between the abusive circumstances and the fact that he makes more than I do. The court date for it falls two weeks after I have moved out of state.
Upon moving, I find that my two new roommates have not mowed the lawn this year, and we are about to get fined for it. I spend twelve hours fighting with the overgrown lawn and manage to get poison ivy from head to toe. I have a bad rash everywhere, and I got some in my lungs, too, so I sound scratchy and terrible.
The court date comes, and while the rashes from the poison ivy have subsided, they have left significant bruising behind. I seem to have two black eyes and various shapes and sizes of purple bruises all over every inch of exposed skin.
There are about nine other people in the courtroom, all here for the same thing. The third person called to the stand goes up alone.
Judge: “And you are here today about a non-contested divorce? What reason do you have for divorcing your wife?”
Man: “She just had a kid six months ago. I’m white and so is she. The kid isn’t.”
Judge: “Is she present in this courtroom?”
Man: “No, she couldn’t make it today.”
Judge: “Unfortunately, she has to be present for this particular ruling.”
I am now very nervous. During my four-hour drive to this courthouse, my ex texted me that he won’t be here, as he drank too much and is too hungover to leave the house. He lives five minutes away from the courthouse.
Finally, it is my turn. I am last. All other non-employees have left the courtroom.
Judge: “So, I see you are here for a non-contested divorce. What reason do you have for leaving your husband?”
Me: “He chased me down and beat me after I asked him if he wanted some wine after a hard day of work. A couple of weeks later, I was supposed to go play disc golf with a mutual friend, and he didn’t want me to use his discs. When I said our friend had some she’d let me borrow, he upended a wooden table with pottery and glassware on it. This happened five minutes down the road from here, so you should have a record of both police reports.”
Judge: “Hmm. And why isn’t he here today?”
Me: “Well, he sent me a text…”
Judge: “You may turn on your phone and show me the text if you like.”
I do so, and the judge reads the text message.
Judge: “He’s at the address we have on file for him, correct? [Address]?
Me: “Yes, your honor, to the best of my knowledge.”
Judge: “Hmm. Well, I see no reason to deny this divorce petition. It is not completed for thirty days, so please wait to get married to someone else for at least a month. You’ll get a copy of the final divorce decree in the mail.”
Relieved, I walk to my car and have a snack to treat my low blood sugar while I wait to come down from the adrenaline rush. A lady approaches my car; it’s the court clerk.
Court Clerk: “Hey, you’re [Grandfather]’s grandkid, aren’t you? [Mom]’s oldest?”
Me: “Yeah.”
Court Clerk: “I’m [Grandfather’s Best Friend]’s daughter! I just saw your grandpa last week! I wasn’t gonna tell the judge who you are, because his sister is [Aunt’s Husband]’s ex-wife, and she badmouths [Aunt’s Husband]’s whole new family because he got custody of the boys, so I was worried. He tried to hold up their marriage license, which is way outside of what he’s supposed to be allowed to do. Anyway, when we saw how badly your ex had beaten you, he knew this was the right thing to do, no matter who you are. I don’t think he knew ahead of time, though. When I told him who I thought you were, he just said, ‘Fine,’ so I think you’ll be okay. Here’s my number if you need anything, though!”
I hadn’t even remembered my horrifically bruised condition! I didn’t mean to cast further aspersions at my ex, but I am very glad that my inability to recognize poison ivy when exhausted ended up helping me!
Three years later, I am enjoying being newly married to a kind man and living in a place where my extended family has no connection to the local justice system! It can help, but it can potentially be quite a problem!