I’m the author of the clock shop story where the woman called two different numbers for the same clock.
Sometimes, when my bosses went out on house calls to fix or move grandfather clocks, I would be left alone in the workshop. Usually, this wasn’t a problem, and I was comfortable helping customers and answering the phone. This particular day, however, nearly broke me.
A customer comes in through the front door and I greet him and ask how I can help him. He is an older man, about my height, and he seems harmless — keyword: “seems”.
Customer: “I want to pick up my clock.”
Me: “Sure, no problem! Did you schedule to have it picked up today?”
Customer: “No. I shouldn’t have to schedule to pick up my clock. You’ve had my d*** clock for nearly six months now, and I want it back!”
This was, unfortunately, not an odd occurrence. Due to the volume of clocks and the fact that my boss had health issues, our average turn-around time was often up to six months. Even worse were cuckoo clocks, as only my boss could work on them.
Me: “Oh. Um, well, I’m sorry, but we have a policy that you have to give us up to two weeks’ notice if you’re going to pick it up without service. Did you tell them you were coming?”
Customer: “I’M PICKING UP MY D*** CLOCK AND YOU CAN’T KEEP IT FROM ME!”
Me: “I’m not trying to, sir, but we have a policy—”
The customer whips out his phone.
Customer: “What if I called the police because you won’t give me back my property?”
Me: “You’re well within your rights to do that, sir.”
Now, while I’m not terribly excited to have someone threaten to call the cops on me, it gets worse. He starts muttering to himself in German. He has no accent, and even I can tell the German is poor. This man is clearly a born-and-raised American.
Customer: “Do you speak German?”
Me: “No. I speak English and French.”
The customer mumbles some more in German.
He makes a big show of calling a phone number, out loud, in German. It isn’t the cops, and instead, the store’s phone begins to ring. I don’t even bother picking it up. Instead, I go around the counter to where the panic button is stashed, and if I press it, the cops will actually come — to my aid, not his.
The customer leaves a heated message and talks about how useless I am for not giving him his clock.
Customer: “There. Now you’ll be sorry.”
Me: “Have a nice day, sir.”
The customer spoke more in German, though this time I had a distinct feeling he was insulting me.
I got his license plate and the make of his car as he left, immediately called my bosses, and sat outside with my water bottle for a smoke. When my bosses returned, they recognized the man. Apparently, he was a known problem customer and his clock was supposed to be the last they would do for him. And, he was a known Nazi sympathizer.
I was told later that when my bosses confronted him, he was all smiles and didn’t understand that threatening someone was bad, all because one of my bosses went by her maiden name which is distinctly German. This fool even thought they were kidding when they said they would ship his clock back to him and have him trespassed if he ever set foot in the workshop again.
I quit not soon after. No one could pay me enough to deal with actual, literal Nazis.
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