(My brothers-in-law own a garage and tow business. A very angry customer calls up one night with problems, so we send one of our tow truck drivers to tow his car.)
Tow Truck Driver: “So, what happened?”
Customer: “Just get the car towed and shut the f*** up!”
Tow Truck Driver: *gets into the car to check it*
Customer: “What are you doing?! I tried that! It doesn’t work! Just get the car home, you dumb f***!”
(Our driver obliges the customer and tows his vehicle to his home. As soon as his car is in the driveway, the customer jumps right into his car, tries the key, and starts the car right up.)
Customer: “Well, I guess I don’t have to pay you, right?”
Tow Truck Driver: “No, sir, I still towed the car. You will have to pay.”
Customer: “But the car works! You should have known that!”
Tow Truck Driver: “Well, I tried to ask and check the car, but you didn’t want me to. You told me to just tow it.”
Customer: “You should have checked. I’m not paying!”
(Not wanting a fight, our driver tells the man he’ll have to come down to the shop the next day. The next day, he comes in and finds one of my brothers-in-law at the garage.)
My Brother-in-law: “Can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I’m very upset! The druggie who towed my car is trying to rip me off. Who hires such lowlifes? I’m not paying!”
My Brother-in-law: “Sir, the driver tried to check your car, and you stopped him and told him to just tow it. It’s not his fault.”
Customer: “This is f***ing ridiculous! I want that f***ing peon fired! He’s using my money for his drug habit, and he should’ve known my car was okay!”
My Brother-in-law: “Sir, you need to calm down or this conversation is finished.”
Customer: “Now I’m getting it from YOU! Another f***ing peon working a desk! How dare you?! You little s***s are all getting fired. Where’s your manager?!”
My Brother-in-law: “Well, you see, sir, he’s the tow manager, so he can’t really fire himself—”
Customer: “Now you’re being f***ing flip with me?! Where’s your manager?!”
My Brother-in-law: “—and I’m the owner, so none of that’s gonna happen.”
Customer: *shuts up, defeated*
My Brother-in-law: “It just keeps getting worse and worse, doesn’t it?”
(The customer left… after paying.)
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