22 Goofy Stories About Golfers, Greens, And Goons!

| Right | September 10, 2020

Dear readers,

Today, September 10, is the birthday of the late Arnold Palmer. Palmer, nicknamed “The King,” was an American professional golfer who is credited with popularizing the sport of golf during the sixties, along with Jack Nicklaus and Gary Player. In more than sixty years of play, he won over sixty PGA Tour titles! Incidentally, he’s also credited with the invention of the popular “Arnold Palmer” beverage, a combination of sweet iced tea and (American) lemonade.

In honor of Mr. Palmer’s birthday, we’ve assembled a collection of 22 hole-in-one stories about customers getting crazy on the golf course (and a few who couldn’t quite handle mini-golf, either)!

 

Always Right, Even When Shooting Down A Helicopter – They are not throwing away their shot!

These Minutes Are Minutiae – If time is money, this difference is worth about a nickel.

Really Crazy Golf – It’s okay, girlfriend. We understand.

Bridging The Gulf Of Stupidity – Hits from the comments: “Apparently, there was a big oil spill on one of the courses!”

The Hole (In One) Thing Stinks – If you can’t take the heat, stay off of the golf course!

Pinheaded, Part 2 – Time to kick this guy out of the club.

Stupidity Can Go Either Way – Apparently, they left their brain at home.

A Fore-Gone Conclusion – Oh, honey… no…

Reached His Tee Total – A jerk getting hit with a sick burn; you love to see it.

I Hope It’s Not A Yellow Flavor – Maybe they need to hydrate their employees better…

Like Stealing Candy From A Cry-Baby – Sounds like this guy will be eating crow rather than candy.

He’s Not Quite As Quick As Lightning – Not sure weather this guy has a brain at all!

Crazy Golf – Does this work in other places? We’re concerned.

A Hole In Your Thinking, Part 2 – Hits from the comments: “I wonder whether they were unaware that the balls could be retrieved from the holes…”

A**hole In One – Living there, this kind of thing is par for the course.

Don’t Want To Be In This Club Anymore – This story makes me so angry that it’s a good thing I don’t own golf clubs.

Stay Your Course When They Don’t Stay On Theirs – Hits from the comments: “He really putt her in her place.” Check the comments on this one for even more punny fun!

Really Tee’d Off Over Closing Time – It’s not like employees want to get home at a reasonable time or anything…

They’re Not In The Same Club – Hey now, this could be the next Tiger Woods!

Their Financial Advice Is Handicapped – Those turf fumes might be going to his head…

The Great Golf War – Hits from the comments: “You should add the word ‘no’ to your vocabulary.”

The Hazards Of Playing In Water – Maybe he’s going diving for balls?

 

We hope you enjoyed this golf-themed roundup! Let us know in the comments if there were any stories we neglected to include! Want to send in your own story? Take a swing and submit your story here!


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