Because Retail Workers Aren’t Human, Part 5
When I’m working retail one year, our region is hit by the heaviest rainstorms on record. The entire town is saturated, and there is a real risk of a flood. The store doesn’t open for another half an hour, but we’ve decided to leave the doors unlocked in case we need to make a hasty exit. The lights are all off, and no staff can be seen on the shop floor.
As we’re all discussing with the managers whether we want to close early today, a customer walks in and starts shouting into the void.
Customer: “Helloooo! Anybody! Where are you all?! I require assistance! Helloooo!”
I run over to the customer.
Me: “We don’t open until 8:00 am.”
Customer: “If the doors are unlocked, that means you should be open.”
Me: “We need to unlock the doors to allow our employees to evacuate in case there’s a flood.”
Customer: “They can evacuate after they’ve sold me my tanning lotion!”
Related:
Because Retail Workers Aren’t Human, Part 4
Because Retail Workers Aren’t Human, Part 3
Because Retail Workers Aren’t Human, Part 2
Because Retail Workers Aren’t Human