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Unfiltered Story #32153

Unfiltered | October 9, 2015

[Teacher is explaining Linux commands for IT students]

Teacher: “Now, change to the directory you created using ‘cd’. ”

(teacher types ‘cd [name of one of the students]’)

Teacher: “As you can see, now I’m inside [student]… sorry, that came out wrong”.

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Unfiltered Story #27881

Unfiltered | October 9, 2015

I worked at Picadilly Cafeteria for a while. The restaurant would take in people from a halfway house not far away, giving them a job to help get them on their feet. One of the men that worked with us was Robert. He was African American, but had some of the prettiest green eyes I have ever seen.
Our busiest days were always Sunday, when church would let out, we would have a line of people all the way out the door with nice, elder, white folks. I was working on the line this day. (You pointed to the food you wanted, I got it for you, you slid down the line to the next worker).
The door to the kitchen was behind me. On this particular Sunday, my older sister and Robert were daring each other to do crazy stuff.

Me: good morning, ma’am, what kind of bread can I get for you?

Elderly lady: I think I would like a wheat roll.

The door behind me swings open and Robert steps out, throws his hands in the air and yells “KILL WHITEY!” Before turning and running back into the kitchen.

I can hear my sister and Robert laughing hysterically.

I turn back to the elderly lady and see she has gone pale white and shaking just slightly. I smile and say: you wanted a roll, was it, ma’am?

She just stared at me before taking her tray and moving to the checker without getting her bread. I slid under the line and broke down laughing.

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Unfiltered Story #47578

Unfiltered | October 8, 2015

(I was playing ‘This Little Piggy’ on my 3 year old nephews toes, but letting him recite the rhyme)

Nephew: This liitle piggy went to market, this little piggy had toast, this little piggy went to [pizza chain] and had pizza and breadsticks, this little piggy had none….

Me: (howling with laughter)

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Unfiltered Story #56606

Unfiltered | October 8, 2015

(My husband recently went to the hospital. Among others, the kidney doctor wanted a follow-up visit. However, he’s considered out-of-network at his home office, but not at the hospital. After two weeks going back and forth, we hit this road block.)

Husband: Look, the doctor said you’d have this straight by now.

Receptionist: The doctor isn’t in right now. We’re handling this, but the insurance has to-

Husband: Stop. This is the third time you’ve told me that the insurance has to do something, then I do, then the insurance again. I already talked to them, YOUR office needs to put in the starting requst, not them, not me!

Receptionist: Technically, yes.

Me: (in background) What does she mean, “technically”?

Husband: Please explain.

Receptionist: Since we’re a second-tier partner, we don’t normally even talk to (Insurance company). We’re honestly doing you a favor even considering it!

Husband: So, tell me, have you “done me a favor” and even made the request yet?

Receptionist: No.

Husband: Then do me an ACTUAL favor and just cancel it all.

(He hung up, we called our insurance, and had an in-network doctor get us an appointment for the next day!)

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Unfiltered Story #66967

Unfiltered | October 8, 2015

(taking an order in the drive thru) customer; id like a burger with everything but pickle…. (i giggle) hahaha, you said butt pickle… (a coworker has to finish the order now because im laughing too hard)… since then we have heard the phrase a few more times and we all have a great time with it…

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