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Unfiltered Story #56702

Unfiltered | January 16, 2016

(In our store, we keep certain regulated drugs behind the service desk, so customers have to ask for them. A female customer comes to the desk. I am a male.)

Customer: “Excuse me, do you sell Plan B?”

Me: *never having heard of that before* “What’s that?”

Customer: *embarrassed smile* “Emergency contraceptive.”

Me: *feeling more embarrassed and awkward than I ever thought was humanly possible* “Um…no. We don’t sell that.”

(I don’t know which one of us felt more embarrassed, but I’d be willing to bet it was me!)

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Unfiltered Story #47677

Unfiltered | January 16, 2016

‎(My dad’s pouring water using a water pitcher. He finishes and the pitcher is still half full.)

Dad: Do I refill it?

Me: No, there’s still half.

Dad: Oh, ok.

Me: You don’t stop peeing halfway through and then go drink more water do you?

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Unfiltered Story #32248

Unfiltered | January 15, 2016

(We’re in English class in 7th grade. The teacher is writing sentences on the whiteboard and asking us to translate them. It should be noted that, in Swedish, we use the same word for “leg” and “bone”.)

Teacher: OK, can somebody translate the following sentence?

(She starts writing on the whiteboard. The sentence turns out to be… “The dog’s got a leg.”.)

Me: Uh, I don’t think that’s the word you’re thinking of…

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Unfiltered Story #67066

Unfiltered | January 15, 2016

(I’m a hostess at a BBQ restaurant. We serve all of our drinks in mason jar glasses. I’m dusting the front foyer when a group walks past me on their way out, one of the girls is carrying a glass.)

Me: Miss, can I get you a to-go drink?

Customer: Can’t I just take this one?

Me: I can get you the same drink, just in a plastic cup with a lid and such.

Customer: But I want this cup.

Me: I’m sorry, you can’t take our glasses, they’re our property.

(She begrudgingly hands me the glass and stalks out.)

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Unfiltered Story #27978

Unfiltered | January 15, 2016

(I’m 14 year old girl hanging out in the mall with my cousin and 7 year old Autistic brother while my mom gets some things. My brother wants to go to the playground so we take him.)

Me:ok honey be careful and pushing

(He nods and heads off to play with some little girl. I keep a very close eye on him to make sure he’s ok. A little while later a big girl comes over and pushes my brother.

Girl:you can’t play with my sister freak!

At this point My brother is crying and I rush over to pick him up

Me: ok sweetie up we go. (To the girl) hi honey can you please not push him and please apologise ”

Girl:Mom!!

Her mom: what happened over here

(I explain)

Mom: HOW DARE YOU TELL MY CHILD WHAT TO DO.ITS YOUR FAULT FOR BRINGING Your CHILD YOU SL*T. BRINGING YOUR CHILD WHEN YOUR ONLY 15. (She points to my cousin)
AND EXPOSE MY CHILDREN TO YOUR F*G DESISE(sp?)!

Me:This is my little brother and my cousin. Not my child and girlfriend.

Mom: WHY I NEVER MET A RUDE CHILD LIKE YOU!

(The lady leaves angry with her kids)

Unknown:(taps my shoulder and I turn to see a girl my age) Hi do you want to come into my moms candy store and pick out something for your little brother on the house.

Me:Omg thank you so much that will make him stop crying.

(I later found out that the girl was a lesbian and since I’m bi she gave me her number. We are going on a date this week!)

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