He’s Projecting Something, But It’s Not What He Thinks It Is
A patron has been using one of our reference computers to find books on particular subjects, and he approaches me with a list. It should be noted that we get a lot of conspiracy theory nuts and hunters of the paranormal as they believe the information on the Internet is either fake or gets them put on some kind of government “watch list”.
Patron: “I’m looking for books on these subjects. I’m having trouble with the last one!”
The list contains your standard list on paranormal subjects, but the last one is written as “a$$tral projection.”
Me: “Sir, I think you’re having trouble with that last one because it’s misspelled.”
Patron: “No! I know what I wrote, and I’m looking for that!”
Me: “Sir, either that’s misspelled or it’s a type of book you wouldn’t find in a public library.”
Patron: “Why? Scared of educating the masses about what truths are really out there?”
Me: “Sir, just remove an S from this and you should find the computers a lot more helpful.”
The patron suddenly realizes their error, turns red, and slinks away. I tell my manager about it as he witnessed the encounter.
Manager: “You were far too nice. I would have just sent him to YouTube and typed in ‘how to twerk’.”