I’ve gotten a new job offer and I need to get a background check, so I need to have my birth certificate or social security card. My parents have just sold their house, and I am in my new apartment. I know that during the packing, they never gave me these documents from the safe, so I call and ask for them.
Mom: “We emptied everything out of that safe, so we gave them to you. Look around.”
I’ve checked everything, but I know they did not give them to me as I know I also had savings bonds with those documents but have never actually seen them.
Me: “I’ve looked, and I know for a fact that you never gave them to me. Are you sure you don’t have them?”
Mom: “You are so irresponsible, losing probably the most important documents you need in life!”
I eventually order copies but end up having to pass on the job as I can’t pass the test. I’m still stewing in anger knowing they are the ones who lost the documents and couldn’t even admit to it.
Later in the year, while they are in their house in Florida, I am on the phone with them when my dad slips up and says something.
Dad: “Oh, yeah, we found something of yours while unpacking.”
I hear my mom in the background.
Mom: “Don’t tell her!”
Me: “Now I’m curious. Go ahead and tell me what you found.”
Dad: “You were right; we had your social and birth certificate. They were in your mom’s jewelry box.”
Me: “And look who’s the irresponsible one now.”
They promise to bring the documents up when they return for the summer. When they return… they forget to bring me the documents.
Me: “Hey, I know you guys stopped by, but all you brought was the title to my car. You still never brought my social and birth certificate.”
Mom: “I know I did. You probably lost it.”
I thought, “Here we go again!”
The next year when they went to Florida, I demanded that they check the jewelry box again and, sure enough, my documents were still there. I didn’t trust them again, so I demanded that they send them in the mail. They were finally safely returned to me and out of my parents’ forgetful clutches.