I’ve just been shopping with my mother, and I bought a replacement for a broken taillight. I decide to fix it in the parking lot. An employee comes out to gather carts and approaches me.
Employee: “Hey, you okay? Need any help?”
Me: “Nah, thanks, I got it. Just replacing the bulb.”
Employee: “Cool. You know, not many women know how to do that.”
Me: *Chuckling* “Don’t let me fool you. I didn’t know until a few weeks ago when I had my boyfriend show me.”
Employee: *Grins* “Well, hey, at least you made the effort to learn! Have a good day!”
He walks off to get his carts, and a pickup truck pulls into the space next to me. A guy in his twenties gets out and sees me.
Guy: “You need some help figuring that out?”
Me: “Nope, thanks, I’m almost done.”
Guy: *Scoffs* “There’s no way you know what you’re doing; let me do it for you.”
Me: “I said no, thank you. I am almost done. I know exactly what I’m doing; it’s a simple bulb replacement.”
Guy: “Simple or not, women don’t know how to do it. Now let me do it so you stop wasting everyone’s time!”
Me: “Sorry, man, but you’re the only one wasting time. Leave me alone, and we’ll all be happier.”
He rolls his eyes and comes up to my car, and I warn him to stay away from me. He gets closer and tries to snatch the pliers from my hands, so I smack his hand with them. By this time, the cart employee is returning with his carts and comes over.
Employee: “Everything okay here?”
Guy: “No, it isn’t! This little b**** just assaulted me for trying to help her!”
Me: “Quit your whining; it was barely a tap. Maybe next time you’ll leave a complete stranger alone when they tell you to go away.”
I turn to the employee.
Me: “We’re fine here, as long as Mister Misogyny here goes away and stops trying to take my tools.”
Employee: “Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave her alone, or I’ll call security.”
Guy: “Go ahead, call them! I’m telling you, this f****** little whore assaulted me for no reason!”
In the end, we had to go in so security could look at the tapes. The man called the cops himself. He practically got laughed off the premises, and he got a warning to leave people alone when they don’t want help. The whole time, he kept insisting that he did nothing wrong, because “women can’t fix cars!”