Death By Chocolate

, , , , | Friendly | September 11, 2017

(An elderly man from my church has recently passed away. The day after the funeral, a group of us meet at a friend’s house for dinner. We’re playing some board games when some little cakes get brought out for dessert.)

Friend #1: “These are leftovers from [Recently Deceased Man’s] funeral.”

Friend #2: “As long as they’re not leftovers of [Recently Deceased Man].”

Me: “He always was a sweet guy.”

(Everyone laughs.)

Friend #3: *trying to recover from laughing* “That’s awful!”

Me: “Hey, he got his just desserts.”

(When it comes to jokes, dark humour is a piece of cake.)

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  • Donnell Hanog

    That is some devilishly good humor for jokes made in arguably bad taste. Still, if dark humor’s your bag…

  • Robert Carnegie

    The funeral baked meats. Did coldly furnish forth… uh, what?

  • Vyrmis

    Yeah, you’re ghouls.

    Unfunny ghouls.

  • Jackie Fauxe

    I’d rather people put the “fun” into funerals than put the “romance” into necromancer.

  • EJ Nauls-Poland

    I’m always an advocate for dark humor. You and your friends get 2 claps OP.👏👏

  • Kevin Conti

    So was the guy berry-ed or cream-ated?