I’m working at the customer service desk when a guy and a girl come up, maybe twenty at the oldest. He saunters up to the desk and puts his hand down, turning to his friend to roll his eyes. He mouths, “Watch this,” to his companion.
Me: *Smiling* “Hi, how—”
Male Customer: “You are going to give me a refund.”
Me: “Did you buy something you didn’t like? I can take a look and—”
Male Customer: *In a mocking, sing-song tone* “No, sweet cheeks, you don’t understand.”
Me: “What did you buy?”
Male Customer: *Sighs* “I bought this VISA gift card here, like, two weeks ago? And you guys charged me twice.”
I’m almost sure this isn’t possible since each card has its own activation ID.
Me: “Okay, can I see the receipt?”
Male Customer: “Why? Just give me the money.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but in order to process a refund, I need to see how much was charged, the date, and how you paid.”
Male Customer: “Nooo. I went to [Mall Store] and you guys charged me twice for it.”
Me: “Umm, I think there’s some confusion. Can I see what you’re talking about?”
Male Customer: “Fine.”
He pulls up a transaction history on his phone, showing that he has used the card at various places, including the mall.
Female Customer: “See? Two charges. That’s theft. You could be sued!”
Me: “I see. So, here where it says [Mall Store] twice—”
Male Customer: “Yeah?”
Me: “That means [Mall Store] charged you twice.”
Male Customer: “Okay, so just give me back my money.”
Me: “I can’t do that. It’s—”
Female Customer: “Is it because he’s gay?”
Me: “No. It’s because we didn’t charge him.”
Male Customer: *Loudly* “You know I’m gay and you’re refusing a refund? Is that how [My Store] treats people?”
Me: *Firmly* “Look. [Mall Store] charged you twice. Not us. If it said [My Store] twice, then it would be our fault.”
Male Customer: *Scoffs* “Jesus, you are dumb! I paid you!”
Me: “To buy the card.”
Male Customer: “And now there are duplicate charges on my card!”
Me: “From [Mall Store].”
Male Customer: “I don’t know what kind of game you’re playing but—”
Female Customer: “Hold on. This says [Mall Store].”
Male Customer: “Yeah?”
Female Customer: “Did they charge you twice?”
Male Customer: “What?!”
He looks at the same list of transactions he showed me.
Female Customer: “You have to go to [Mall Store].”
Male Customer: “Oh.” *Pauses* “Ohh!”
They both laugh and playfully slap each other.
Me: “Okay, now that we have that sorted out, is there anything else I can help you with?”
Male Customer: “No. We figured it out on our own.”
Me: *Sigh of relief* “Excellent, well, you two have a won—”
Male Customer: “Did you know that God hates [gay slur]s?”
Me: *Tight smile* “You guys have a wonderful day.”
I gesture toward the store, hinting that they should leave.
Male Customer: “I love them!”
The girl blew me a kiss before they linked arms and walked away.