Double The Scan, Twice The Karma
I’m at the customer service desk, and a customer storms up and slams a receipt down on the counter.
Customer: “You crooks stole from me! You charged me twice on almost all of my items!”
Me: “I’m so sorry to hear that, ma’am. Is that the receipt?”
Customer: “D*** right, it is! It’s a good thing I checked it when I got home! I knew something was wrong when the total came to almost double what it normally is! That was four days ago, and I’ve had to walk around for that long out of pocket because of you!”
Me: “And this is definitely the receipt that was printed for the transaction with the issue?”
Customer: “Yes! Does it tell you who checked me out? I want them written up! You should not be having people that incompetent working the checkouts!”
Me: “It’s just… this receipt… it’s from the self-checkouts.”
The customer opens her mouth to protest, but then immediately shuts it again as I can only assume she racks her brain for the specific memory of the checkout experience in the hopes that she can prove the receipt wrong.
Apparently, she cannot, as she snatches the receipt from my hand and double-checks it.
Customer: “Well, there’s something wrong with your machine, then!”
Me: “Of course, ma’am, let me get that sorted out for you.”
Normally, we would do some due diligence to make sure she wasn’t trying to refund items she had actually taken, but she seems too embarrassed for me to be cruel enough to keep her around any longer.
I process the refund (about $30) for her, and she snatches her copy of the refund receipt from my hand.
Customer: “Get your machines fixed! It’s still your fault!”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. We’ll get on that.”