This takes place before the health crisis. I’ve placed an order online with a nearby diner-style restaurant and driven there to pick it up. When I enter, I see a couple of teenage employees dashing back and forth behind the counter. When they see me, they place an order bag on the counter and go back to dashing around. I look inside the bag to discover that it’s not my order.
Me: “Uh, hey. Excuse me.”
Teenager #1: “Is there a problem?”
Me: “This isn’t what I ordered.”
Teenager #2: “That’s the [Delivery Service #1] order.”
Me: “Yeah, that’s not what I ordered.”
Teenager #1: “Oh, did your client change their order? We didn’t get a notice about that.”
Me: “What client?”
Teenager #2: *In a “duh” voice* “The person who ordered the food.”
Me: “I ordered the food.”
Teenager #1: “Wait, you’re not with [Delivery Service #1]?”
Me: “No.”
Teenager #1: “Oh, man! Haha! Sorry about that.”
He takes the bag back and hands me a different bag. I’m looking inside it to see if this one is the correct order but he saves me the time.
Teenager #1: “There’s the [Delivery Service #2] order.”
I take my head out of the bag and hand it back to him.
Me: “No, I’m not with [Delivery Service #2], either.”
Teenager #2: “Are you with [Delivery Service #3]? [DeliveryService #4]?”
Me: “No.”
Teenager #1: “[Delivery Service #5]? [Delivery Service #6]?”
Me: “No!”
Teenager #2: “Then which delivery service are you with?”
Me: “I’m not with any delivery service!”
They stare at me, confused and slightly disgusted like I just started picking my nose in full view.
Teenager #1: “Then what are you doing here?”
Me: “I ordered food for myself. I paid for it myself. I came here to get it myself. And I’m going to take it home and eat it myself.”
They look at each other, still confused.
Teenager #1: “Are they, like, allowed to do that?”
Teenager #2: “I dunno, dude. I never heard of that before. Maybe we should call the boss man.”
Me: “Yeah, you do that. Call your boss man and tell him to bring my money with him.”