Didn’t Find Out The Hard-Drive Way
I work in a computer repair shop. We’ve had plenty of odd customers, as all such shops do. But we also have the occasional customer like this man.
Me: “Hello, sir, how can I help you today?”
Customer: “I have a laptop that needs to be fixed. And you’re going to want to wear gloves for it.”
Me: “Okay. What happened to it?”
Customer: “I bought a new puppy a few weeks ago. We’re still house-training him, and you can probably fill in the blanks from there.”
Me: “Oh… So, the puppy…”
Customer: “Yeah. My toddler son was playing on the computer on the floor and forgot to put it back on the table when he was done. The puppy peed on the computer. Are you still willing to work on it with gloves, or does that put you off?”
Me: “I’ll tell you what. I’ll pull the hard drive and put it into a reader to see if we can recover anything from it. If there’s enough data to recover, I’ll swap it onto a refurbished computer and sell you that for a discount as thanks for telling me up front instead of making me find out the hard way.”
Customer: “That works for me. Thank you!”
In the end, that’s exactly what I did: I copied all the data from his old laptop onto a refurbished laptop I had recently rebuilt, wearing surgical gloves any time I touched the pieces of his old laptop. I also started wearing surgical gloves as standard procedure any time I work on water-damaged devices; most customers are not as honest as this man.