The Tattoo Store Where The Consultation Is The Most Painful Part
(I’ve had an idea for a tattoo for a few years. My roommate comes back to our room one day with a beautifully drawn tattoo. I ask her where she got it and she happily gives me the shop name. I decide to call to make an appointment.)
Employee: “Hello, this is [Tattoo Shop]. How may I help you?”
Me: “Hi. I was hoping to set up an appointment for a consult? I have a design I want drawn out.”
Employee: “Okay. When were you wanting to come in?”
Me: “Ideally this weekend, but any time after five next week also works.”
Employee: “Okay. Well, you can just come in this weekend.”
Me: “Okay. I guess I’ll come in on Sunday.”
Employee: “All right, see you then!”
(Considering the woman didn’t ask for my name or phone number, I figure they don’t really do appointments, so I end up walking in on Saturday. The place is full of people getting tattoos. I walk up to the front desk.)
Me: “Hey, when would be a good time to come in for a consultation?”
Employee: “Well, [Artist] is going to be done next. Why don’t we go chat with him and see if he can do what you’re wanting?”
(We walk over to the tattoo artist. He’s currently working on someone.)
Employee: “Hey, this young lady wants a tattoo.”
Artist: *to the man he’s tattooing* “Did you hear that? She wants a tattoo; you’d better get up.”
(I’m starting to get uncomfortable; the artist sounds genuinely irritated and I can’t understand why.)
Artist: *to me* “What are you wanting?”
Me: “I want [design] over my heart.”
Artist: “Well, that’ll take some time to draw up.”
Me: “Okay?”
Artist: “So, you can either wait here or come back when I’m done with this guy.”
Me: “Do you know about how long it will take?”
Artist: *very rudely* “Well, I’m not going to rush him.”
Me: “No, I understand. I just don’t want to be sitting here if it’s going to be a few hours.”
Artist: “Yeah, it’s probably going to take two or three hours.”
Me: “All right.”
(I decide that I do not want to have this man tattoo me. As I walk out, I hear this:)
Artist: “The f*** is her problem?”
(I just left and ended up getting the tattoo at another shop that was far friendlier and better organized.)