A Very Childish Policy
(I work at an arcade that also happens to have a bar. Because of this, lots of people think it’s an adults-only place, when children are allowed.)
Me: *answering phone* “Thank you for calling [Arcade]. This is [My Name]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “I was wondering if I’m allowed to bring my kid there for Father’s Day?”
Me: “Yep! We actually allow children all the time.”
Customer: “Oh, I was hoping you’d say no. I don’t want to bring my kid there.”
Me: *laughing* “Well, I’m sorry for the inconvenience, sir.”
Customer: “I’m just kidding.”
Me: “I figured. Have a nice day!”
Customer: “Thanks. You, too!”