23 Times The Post Office Was Unable To Deliver That Much Stupid
Similar to our shout to grocery store workers and healthcare workers, we here at Not Always Right want to continue our salute to our essential workers, who are putting themselves on the front line during these troubling times. Postal workers have kept on going through these tough times, making sure that mail gets to loved ones we can’t visit, parents suddenly thrust into homeschooling can order educational supplies, and hey — if you’re bored at home and you need that videogame delivered by Amazon to keep sane, then that’s great, too!
We’ve gone through the archives and found 23 stories of postal workers having to deal with some… well… interesting people. We hope some of these put a smile on your face and make you appreciate the power of paid postage a little more!
Liar Liar Panties On Fire – We’re not sure this medicine is that essential…
… And They Say The Post Office Is Slow – If you ask the Post Office to give their two cents on a subject, be specific how you intend it!
Land That I Love – The only “great state” this woman is in is confusion.
Many Problems To Address – The “validity” of this address needs some clarification.
It’s Also A One-Way Trip – Does anyone know Heaven’s zip code?
Pushing The Envelope Of Patience – They’ve become a victim of delivering great expectations.
Exchanges At This Rate Will Get You Nowhere – The most painful “exchange” here is this conversation.
Some Calls Really Push The Envelope – The voice of the stupid is both loud and annoying.
Sender To Return – This problem is going to keep coming back to him, as regular as the mail!
To Some, Time Is A Foreign Concept – They are soooo not ready for timezones.
Plundered Pleasures – A story about special lady parts. You have been warned.
Around The Competition In 80 Minutes – Some people have no idea how the world works… literally.
A Case Of Misbehavin’ Identity – They need a change of attitude more than a change of address.
Best Not Berate Bob Or You’ll Get The Boot – Don’t mess with Bob — he has fans.
Didn’t Pass For The Passport – The post office provides many services — explaining how to control your face shouldn’t be one of them.
Noisy Complaints Are All-Enveloping – Remember: reading is free.
Selective Stealing – Post staff have to be detectives, too.
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 21 – Money orders… it’s kinda in the name.
Their Poetry Isn’t Priceless Yet – They have to be very good at valuations!
35 Cents Too Rich For That Wallet – We understand that young people don’t mail often, but this is another level.
Putting Your Stamp On The Language – To be franking, he needs stampings.
Trying To Stamp Out Stupid – The only flags we’re getting from this are a lot of red ones!
Banking On It Being An Actual Bank – We really feel for the guy, but we are also thankful for the honesty of the postal worker!
We hope you enjoyed this collection of stories! Know any that we missed? Let us know in the comments! Want to submit your own story? Do it here!
Stay safe, everyone!
