In-Tents Humor Is Worthless Without The Perfect Pitch

(My mother and I are driving and talking about what to do for our next family vacation.)

Me: “I think we should go camping. I love extreme vacations.”

Mother: “How is camping extreme?”

Me: “Because it is an in-tents vacation!”

(Long silence.)

Me: “Ha! I am such a wit!”

Mother: “Well, you’re half right.”