¿Cómo Se Dice, “You’re A Jerk”?

, , , , , , , , | Working | April 17, 2020

Coworker: *smug grin* “Whenever I see that some customer is struggling to understand me, like from a language barrier or whatever, I make sure to speak faster and quieter, and use more big words.”

Me: “No sé por qué eres hijo de p***.” *”I don’t know why you’re such a son of a b****.”*

Coworker: “Huh?”

Me: *faster, quieter* “No puedo empezar a comprender para cuál razón piensas es necesario ser p*****o a nuestros clientes maravillosas.” *”I can’t even begin to understand for what reason you think it’s necessary to be a d**khead to our marvelous customers.”*

Coworker: “God d*** it, I can’t understand you when you talk like that.”

Me: “Oh, sorry. I must be a terrible person.”

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