Kids Who Play Too Much Call Of Duty

| Related | January 19, 2012

(I overhear a mother looking for her son at the child’s playground at a fast-food restaurant.)

Mother: “Hey, where’s my son?”

Employee: “It isn’t our job to supervise your children.”

Mother: “Help me look. He’s seven and is wearing a black shirt.”

Employee: “Have you tried calling out to him?”

Mother: “No! That will make him hide. We need to locate him, sneak up, and drag him out!”

(Eventually she does find her son – and in that exact order.)

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