13 Crazy Stories About Customers Who Are So Bad With Money They Could Probably Cause A Recession

| Right | May 13, 2021

Dear readers,

In the retail world, things should be simple. A customer and vendor agree on the price of a product, and money is exchanged. Sadly, there are some customers whose understanding of money is so simple that it can make things very complicated.

We’ve found thirteen crazy stories from our archives about customers who are so financially ignorant, so inept at money management, and so clueless about how money actually… well, works, that they’ll have you scratching your head and wondering how they’ve made it this far in life!

 

Credit Car – One day, the technology will get there… and customers will still find a way to mess it up.

Don’t Pin Your Hopes On This One – Why would you give them that?!

Short Changed In The Intelligence Department – Miss me with that math stuff.

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10 Shocking Stories About Customers Who Have No Business Being Anywhere Near A Fish Tank

| Right | May 12, 2021

Dear readers,

Fish are the pets for those who don’t have the time to look after more demanding animals. But just because you don’t have to take little Nemo out for a walk, it doesn’t mean it’s a perfect pet for the lazy. There’s a whole ton of research required, expensive equipment to purchase, getting the right kind of food, and so on. Sadly, there are many customers who think you can just chuck a goldfish in a bowl of tap water and be done with it.

To highlight the very real problems posed by these ignoramuses, we’ve rounded up ten shocking stories about customers who should never be let anywhere near a fish tank! We should warn you, some of these stories involve the death of animals.

 

Unnatural Selection – Some people didn’t pay attention in elementary school, and it shows.

Stupid Customers Come With A Sign – No, naming your turtle Leonardo won’t help.

Drives You Round The U-Bend – Where do you think that water comes from?!

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14 Stories That Celebrate Moms – For Mother’s Day 2021!

| Right | May 9, 2021

Dear readers,

Many countries around the world have special days to celebrate mothers, and today is Mother’s Day in the USA! The second Sunday in May was legally designated as a national holiday in 1914 by Woodrow Wilson, and now Americans spend millions of dollars on gifts and dinners for the moms and other mother figures in their lives.

We hope you find a fun way to celebrate the amazing women who’ve had a maternal influence on your life. We suggest sharing this roundup of fourteen stories from our archives about awesome moms, and weird and funny happenings on Mother’s Day!

 

I Love You More Than Life Insurance Itself – Moms make great nurses but… interesting patients.

Don’t Like What They’re Cooking Up – Puns from the comments: “A comment like that might leave OP a little steamed.”

Mother’s Day Is Fried – Sometimes Mother’s Day just doesn’t go the way you expect (or hope)!

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16 Feel-Good Stories To Restore Your Faith In Humanity From April 2021!

, | Right | May 8, 2021

Dear readers,

It’s that time of the month again to remind us that Karma can also be a force for good and reestablish a little hope for humanity!

Rounded up below are sixteen inspirational stories from the month of April that spread a little joy around!

 

You Can Always Be Kind, Even With Your Foot In Your Mouth – Sometimes a little normalcy is more helpful than you’d think.

Self-Love Is Tops – We should all try to channel a little of this kid’s confidence!

Fostering Some Growth In Your Classmates – If only all bigots were capable of such changes.

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25 Of The Best Stories From Not Always Right – April 2021 Roundup!

| Right | May 7, 2021

It’s time for the April roundup! Our editors have decided among themselves which stories in April deserve the extra attention, regardless of the number of thumbs-ups they received. Out of all the stories we posted in the month, we’ve singled out twenty-five!

If there are any stories from the last month you feel we should have included, please let us know in the comments!

 

This Lesson Really Stings, Part 3 – Had to have high, high hopes for a livin’… and higher bridges.

Eerie But Effective – Hits from the comments: “I guess that lady got an eyeful for her earful.”

Advancements In Understanding – A happy ending? Could it be?!

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