Monthly Roundup: September 2019

| Right | October 9, 2019

It’s time for the September roundup! Our editors have decided among themselves which stories in September deserve the extra attention, regardless of the number of thumbs-ups they received. Out of all the stories we posted in the month, we’ve singled out twelve.

If there are any stories from the last month you feel we should have included, please let us know in the comments!

Don’t forget to vote for your favorite stories in the poll below! Note: You can choose up to three*. 

The winner of last month’s poll was Working With This Guy Is Just A Scream in the Working category!

 

Not Just The Food Getting Roasted Tonight – How to get the chef’s special attention.

Feeding Them Some Nuggets Of Information – If you stop me from getting my chicken nuggets so help me God…

Only Thing That Dog Did To A Stick Was Fetch It – When the owner is dumber than the dog.

Keeping Them Safe From Themselves – They should be “trained” better.

Quick Comebacks Are Tonic For The Soul – This is a satisfying story, to readers like you.

Lying Is Okay When It’s To A Scammer – What would Patrick do?

Love On Autopilot – Working these retail shifts is killing romance!

Bigotry Is A Dumb Language – Epic burns in three languages!

The True Joker Origin Story – This kid better have been named April!

If Only They Could All Talk That Way – The meter is low but the likes are high!

Grunts, Love, And Coffee – Strap in for this rollercoaster!

The Power Of A Name – They’re a bit thick but will eventually get it.

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*Not Always Hopeless stories are not included in the poll. This is because often they are so lovely they win by default. 

We’ve decided to separate our favorite ‘Hopeless’ story of the month from the section above, since it’s not part of the poll:

Feel “Free” To Go Aww – Yet MORE puppies!

Monthly Roundup: August 2019

| Right | September 11, 2019

It’s time for the August roundup! Our editors have decided among themselves which stories in August deserve the extra attention, regardless of the number of thumbs-ups they received. Out of all the stories we posted in the month, we’ve singled out fourteen.

If there are any stories from the last month you feel we should have included, please let us know in the comments!

Don’t forget to vote for your favorite stories in the poll below! Note: You can choose up to three*. 

The winner of last month’s poll was A Gender-Fluid Household in the Related category!

 

Must Have Had Cabin Fever – Fear that this person will be responsible for a child…

Their Reaction Was Gold(fish) – Fish are friends!

You Can Appoint The Exact Moment The Sale Died – When telemarketers waste your time, give them some of their own medicine.

Just Go And Sleep It Off – When getting some sleep requires drug-dealing.

It’s Only Good Advice When It Applies To Others – Do unto others…

The Terrible Twos At Twenty Thousand Feet – Suddenly caught in the show The Middle.

Down The Trail Of Madness – Mother Nature would like a word with you…

Tingle Of Death – They are a bad influence(r)!

In Retro-spect – The first 16-bit horror game.

In This Argument, It Is Best That You Fold –  If the ex-employee is now a customer, does that make them always right?

Orange Is The New Black – Liquid metal!

The Boy, The Octopus, And The Strawberry – We accept cash, card, and aww.

She’s Going To Have Kittens If You Don’t Tell Her – Meow. That’s all it takes.

Working With This Guy Is Just A Scream – Reason #9001 why you don’t mess with grannies.

 

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*Not Always Hopeless stories are not included in the poll. This is because often they are so lovely they win by default. 

We’ve decided to separate our favorite ‘Hopeless’ story of the month from the section above, since it’s not part of the poll:

The Only Thing Cuter Than A Puppy Is a Meet-Cute – PUPPIES! Just… PUPPIES!

Dog Days of Summer 2019

| Right | August 16, 2019

Did you know that the term Dog Days of Summer has nothing to do with pet dogs, but with the appearance of Sirius, aka The Dog Star, in the summer night sky?

Okay, trivia time over!  It’s time for a roundup all about our faithful furry friends.  These aren’t shaggy dog stories, just dog tales from folks like you.

It’s Not Your Imagination — A little boy has an inspired loophole!

My Dog Thinks You’re Nuts — Canine Comeuppance at its finest.

The Puppy Is Cat-ching On — Nature or Nuture?  Who cares? It’s all good!

Dog-Gone Cruelty Will Make Your Dogs Gone — No dogs were seriously hurt, but maybe the owner should have been…

Going Bananas — When you’re getting health advice about your dog, don’t go monkeying around.

Dogged With Complaints — Just because your dogs are special doesn’t mean you are special.

Their Bark Is Worse Than Any Dog’s Bite — Further proof that some humans just don’t deserve dogs.

Hat’s Off To The Dog’s Eating Habits — What goes in, must go, er, out.

You Have To Be Howling Mad To Work Here — Admit it. You’ve done the same.

Sheep Dogs Aren’t Sheepish — Please research your critters before you decide on one!

All Bark, No Bite — No. Means. NO.

Man’s Best Friend, From Beginning To End — Warning: This beautiful story comes with sliced onions.

 

If you missed it, our previous Cats Roundup is here, and we’ll be doing another pets roundup in the future!

Did we miss your favorite NotAlwaysRight story about dogs?  Do you have a story of your own?  Tell us all about it in the comments below or submit it to us here!

 

Monthly Roundup: July 2019

| Right | August 12, 2019

It’s time for the July roundup! Our editors have decided among themselves which stories in July deserve the extra attention, regardless of the number of thumbs-ups they received. Out of all the stories we posted in the month, we’ve singled out thirteen.

If there are any stories from the last month you feel we should have included, please let us know in the comments!

Don’t forget to vote for your favorite stories in the poll below! Note: You can choose up to three*. 

The winner of last month’s poll was This Will Make You Sto-Mad, in the Healthy category!

 

The Silence Of The Fans – We don’t know why this story is so popular, as every time we check it there’s nothing there…

Sandwich Hero Saves The Day – Sandwich Hero in another epic battle against the Joy-Thief!

Mind Your Own Cookies – Meet the REAL Cookie Monster.

That Story Took A Turn – You’re never too old to realize you’re an awful human being.

Bright Green With Envy – Jealousy comes in many colors.

She Will Shake Away The World – This kid came here from a higher dimension.

What A Complete A**-perger – When managers forget you have HR’s phone number.

Nailed It! – A story with a “happy” ending.

Time To Vacate The Classroom – Including this story in the roundup is NOT an act of charity.

A Gender-Fluid Household – Sometimes boys will just be girls…

The Key To Progress – Being a misogynist must require a lot of patience.

You Don’t Read That In The Magazines Every Day! – Technically the driver is correct, she wasn’t texting!

Been Waiting 25 Years To Say That – Good things can come from all that waiting.

 

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*Not Always Hopeless stories are not included in the poll. This is because often they are so lovely they win by default. 

We’ve decided to separate our favorite ‘Hopeless’ story of the month from the section above, since it’s not part of the poll:

Breaking Bread Daily – How to offer charity in a dignified way.

Monthly Roundup: June 2019

| Right | July 8, 2019

It’s time for the June roundup! Our editors have decided among themselves which stories in June deserve the extra attention, regardless of the number of thumbs-ups they received. Out of tall the stories we posted in the month, we’ve singled out ten.

If there are any stories from the last month you feel we should have included, please let us know in the comments!

Don’t forget to vote for your favorite stories in the poll below! Note: You can choose up to three*. 

The winner of last month’s poll was Ultimatum Results In Ultimate Victory, in the Working category!

 

The Cashier Would Like To Have A Word With You – Working retail makes you lose… uhm… how to… uh… word.

Spilled The Ink On That One – Not to sound like clickbait, but the last sentence will make you gasp.

Standing Up By Sitting Down – Respect your elders, until they disrespect you.

Oh, Shoot, I Forgot My ID! – You brought entitlement to a gun fight.

Starting A New Hire Fire – Some people are just unemployable.

The Mother Of All Perfect Comebacks – What a total motherteacher!

Give A Pizza A Good Home – No pizza has ever tasted better.

This Will Make You Sto-Mad – See what happens when those who work in healthcare don’t know the meaning of either health or care.

This Relationship Sounds Exhausting But Really Sweet – This is a story about love and chickens.

So Tire-d Of These Stereotypes – No longer burdened by the weight of sexism.

 

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*Not Always Hopeless stories are not included in the poll. This is because often they are so lovely they win by default. 

We’ve decided to separate our favorite ‘Hopeless’ story of the month from the section above, since it’s not part of the poll:

The Breast Service Possible – Customer service is more than just making a sale.