Monthly Roundup: October 2017

| Right | November 6, 2017
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Dear readers, we’re bringing back the roundups! Instead of a weekly tally of the highest-voted stories, the editors have decided to round up stories from all our categories that we think deserve the extra attention, regardless of the number of thumbs-ups they received. If there are any stories from the last month you feel we should have included, please let us know in the comments!

Don’t forget to vote for your favorite stories in the poll below! Note: You can choose up to three.

 

They’re Vibrating On A Different Frequency

Every generation seems to think that sex started with them — which leaves us with some obvious questions…

Shaved New Hires From A Bad Experience

A coworker stands up for new hires, just knowing a customer will shout at them for their own mistake, and makes us wish more employees were brave enough to challenge the notion that “the customer is always right.”

They Can Have Their Pie And Eat It

It’s a story about pie. We really shouldn’t have to say any more.

Would Have You Do Hard Labor To Replace It

You think suddenly going into labor will get this manager off your case?

Some Stupidity Is Just Organic

We’ve found the fruit version of “it’s wireless so it doesn’t need wires!”

A Piercing Attack From Chauvinism

Wearing piercings is a pleasure that’s all mine.

An Electronic Alarm

See what happens when this substitute teacher realizes he’s teaching in Totalitarianism 101!

Time To Give Each Other Some Space

Vehicular schadenfreude is even more delicious when they really, really deserve it.

Locked The Door To Obnoxiousness

Because there’s no way to celebrate a month of bad behavior without a little karma!

The Children Are Late Because Daddy Came Early

That’ll teach you for asking the kids why they’re late!

Shouldn’t Engage In Pillow Talk

I guess if you’re against same-sex marriage, then the solution is to not marry someone of the same sex.

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 70

That’s not how this money thing works! That’s not how any of it works!

Time To Adopt Plan B

Playtime in school can mean playing the teacher…

Saved By Play Time

And finally, an adorable Not Always Hopeless story that won’t find its way onto the poll, because, as our readers have commented, the rest of our categories just can’t compete with a big bowl of onions!

 

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Halloween Roundup!

, | Right | October 31, 2017

Welcome to the second of our Halloween roundups, (the first is found here) and revel in the bloodcurdling experiences only possible when you’re forced to spend the spooky holiday season with an idiot. Ignorance can be truly terrifying:

Let us know what your favorite Halloween story is by voting at the bottom (pick your top three)!

We Ain’t Got Jack – see what happens when you want to buy the most popular Halloween costume… on Halloween.

Putting The Situation On To A Knife-Edge – don’t try to rob a Halloween store; you’re not the scariest thing you’ve seen that day.

Ghosts Of Halloween’s Past – sorry, not sorry.

Number Of The Beastly Coincidences – a $6.66 receipt on Halloween – coincidence?

We’re Not Clownin’ Around – don’t clown around with the cops.

He Is Twice The Man – it takes twice the man to put on a smile.

Trick And/Or Treat – when a teacher accepts the inevitability of what happens to their house on Halloween.

More Leftovers, Less Landfill – because Pumpkin Spice can never… ever… die.

Maid Of Scary Stuff – nothing is scarier than a sexy French maid.

Conscience: We Loves It – their Halloween is going to be much more interesting than yours.

So Fly Me To Home, Where The Samurai Gnome – Samurais meet Gnomes at 30,000 ft.

Numbers Don’t Lie – it’s never suspicious buying 36 eggs at Halloween.

So Scary It Keeps You ‘Up All Night’ – because you don’t know you’re terrifying.

Turn That Arrrrr Into An Awww – a parrot is for life, not just for Halloween.

My Pet Halloween Project – …and so is a cat.

I Can Be Anything I Want –  you’re never too young to have a dream.

You’d Have To Literally Turn Those Numbers Around – Jason can’t celebrate both, no matter how hard you try.

The Wedding Before The Nightmare Before Christmas – because “I do” love Halloween.

Demonizing Your Coworkers – all it takes is a mask.

 

Happy Halloween to all of our readers — alive or undead!

 

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Holiday Roundup: Halloween Is The Devil

, | Right | October 27, 2017

Darkness falls across the land. The midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood. To terrorize y’all’s neighborhood. But that’s enough Thriller. Instead, enjoy this roundup of Halloween themed stories where the general consensus is that if you celebrate the spooky holiday, you’ll have the Devil to pay…

Driving Down Route 66(6) – even the devil needs a place to buy gas and beer.

The Costumer Is Always Right – because if you practise Voodoo you obviously hate Jesus.

We Wish You A Merry Saturnalia – see what happens when you forget that Halloween and Christmas come from the same place.

The Pope Might Have Something To Say About That – or maybe it’s a Christian holiday after all?

All Judgments Are Final – once a store sells Halloween goods then it’s tainted forever.

Roundup: The Most Popular Stories Of The Week

| | Right | May 21, 2017

Shake off the week of bad customers… with even more bad customers! Find for your reading pleasure below, a roundup of the most popular stories of the last week (May 15th – May 21st 2017)!

See more roundups here!Don’t forget to check out this week’s comic. You can also check out this week’s episode of our show!

Roundup: The Most Popular Stories Of The Week

| | Right | May 14, 2017

Shake off the week of bad customers… with even more bad customers! Find for your reading pleasure below, a roundup of the most popular stories of the last week (May 8th – May 14th 2017)!

See more roundups here!Don’t forget to check out this week’s comic. You can also check out this week’s episode of our show!

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