More Telling Than Kissing
(I am working in a coffee shop, a mother comes in to make an order.)
Mother: “Yes, I would like to order one venti frappuccino. But can you pour it into two tall cups?”
Me: “No problem, ma’am.”
Mother: “This is for me and my daughter. We usually share our drinks.”
Me: “Not today, though?”
Mother: “Oh, no, never again. She is in middle school now. I don’t know who I’d be indirectly kissing.”
Me: *chuckles* “I see.”
Mother: “Yeah, she has been getting a lot of cold-sores lately, and I don’t need to go through that again!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?