Pure Poetry
A guest approaches my pretzel stand. I happen to be with my manager.
Guest: “Can you help me? I can’t find my father.”
She opens her touristy fanny pack, which is full to the brim with odds and ends, and shows me her phone.
Guest: “Battery died. Can I use your phone?”
I’m about to say that we’re not allowed to carry phones while on shift, but my manager allows the woman to use his phone. She calls her elderly father and we manage to find him nearby, safe and sound.
My manager has a big smirk on his face once we find the father, and I ask him about it. He simply points to the customer’s fanny pack.
Manager: “It’s a knick-knack fanny pack, give the girl a phone. Her old man is roaming alone!”
Me: “…I quit.”
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