This Isn’t How We Remember That Challenge…
Many years ago, I worked at a pub chain. We had checked (sort of) that everyone had left. We had locked the doors and were in the process of cashing up when my manager spotted movement on the cameras. There was a woman passed out or asleep on one of the benches at the front of the pub. She had her coat on top of her, which was the same colour as the seat cover.
We finished our cash up and went to wake her. She mumbled, told us to f*** off, and went back to sleep. This was a problem.
The solution:
Step 1: Open the front door and be ready to lock her out.
Step 2: Get the ice bucket and add some extra water.
Step 3: Move the table out of the way and apply “the ice bucket challenge”.
She shot straight up in the air and then out the door.
I’m not terribly proud of that now.