WE WILL NEVER SLEEEEEP
(My little sister has a sleepover birthday party. We use an Echo Dot to play music for the party. It’s quite early the morning after and all of them stayed up until four in the morning before finally the last one passed out.)
Mom: “Can you go down to the basement and wake them all up for breakfast, please?”
Me: “Oh, sure.”
(I walk downstairs where all of them except for one are still asleep and I walk over to the Echo Dot still sitting on the table. The volume is still up quite loud from last night.)
Me: “Alexa, play ‘Diamonds Aren’t Forever’ by Bring Me the Horizon.”
Alexa: “Got it! Playing ‘Diamonds Aren’t Forever’ by Bring Me the Horizon.”
(I got yelled at by my mom, but it admittedly woke them all up pretty fast.)