No ID, No Idea, Part 33
(In Alberta, it’s illegal to be in a liquor store without your ID, regardless of age, unless you’re accompanied by a parent or guardian. Most people use their driver’s licence as ID, and it’s illegal to drive without it. Breaking either law warrants a steep fine. The store I work at checks the ID of anyone who appears to be under 25. I’ve only been on shift for an hour, but I’ve already had to turn away six people who have been unable to show me their ID, and I’m starting to get frustrated.)
Me: “Could I see your ID, please?”
Customer: “Uh… I was hoping you wouldn’t ask that. I forgot it. But c’mon! You should remember me. I’m here almost every day!”
Me: “I’m sorry; I can’t serve you without ID.”
Customer: “You should remember me! I buy beer here all the time! Don’t I look familiar?”
Me: “Sir, it’s not legal for you to be in here without it. I need to see your ID.”
Customer: “Nah, you don’t, since you remember who I am! If you remember me, I don’t need it. I come in all the time.”
(I’ve had enough. I cover my nametag with my hand.)
Me: “Sir, I’ll sell you your beer right now, if you can tell me what my name is.”
Customer: “Uh… I don’t know. I don’t pay attention to nametags. How should I know what your name is?”
Me: “Well, if you’re in here all the time, then you must remember me, right? Look: I’ve served about 100 customers per day, five days per week, for the last eight years. I don’t remember most of them. If you don’t have your ID, you need to leave.”
Customer: “FINE!”
(He proceeded to get in his vehicle and peel off, presumably without his licence. I hope the cops pulled him over for speeding and driving without a licence!)
Related:
No ID, No Idea, Part 32
No ID, No Idea, Part 31
No ID, No Idea, Part 30