WWJD: What Would Jesus Drink?
I’m buying some whiskey as a gift from a liquor store when a dishevelled-looking man runs in and starts screaming at everyone in the store.
Crazy Man: “You’re all going to Hell! God has never made alcohol! His Creation does not make any alcohol! It’s all processed and made by fallen men who want to drag us all into Hellfire!”
Cashier: “Stan! We told you that if you did this again, we’d call the police! Get out!”
Crazy Man: *Even louder* “Alcohol is a sin! The Bible tells us all those who drink alcohol are sinners!”
Suddenly, a voice can be heard from the back of the store, in that stereotypical Black woman sassy voice that is so New York City.
Customer From The Back: “B****, Jesus turned water into wine! Get yo crazy a** out of the store and into church!”
Thankfully, Stan complied. My friend loved his sinful gift.