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Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 16

, , , , | Right | March 20, 2020

(I recently started working at a locally-owned thrift store that benefits the less fortunate people in our area. This takes place on my fourth day of work. A customer comes up to me carrying a stand of some sort, which I later find out is for cymbals for a drum set.)

Customer: “Can you do $10 for this?”

(The original price is $12.99. As we are a store, not a garage sale; the price on the tag is final unless it has been on the floor for a long period of time. I look at the tag and see that it was just put out yesterday.)

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but this was just put out yesterday so I can’t lower the price.”

Customer: “Why?”

Me: “Because it just got onto the floor yesterday.”

Customer: “But it doesn’t even have the cymbals on it.”

Me: “I understand that, sir, but it is still a nice, working stand.”

(He tests it out to make sure that it adjusts and everything properly and then tells me that he “might” get it. A few minutes later, I see him walking to the cash register.)

Customer: “I am going to leave the tag here and take the stand to the truck. My wife is going to pay for it.”

(There is no wife or anyone to speak of around.)

Me: “I am sorry, sir. You can’t take it out of the store until you have paid for it.”

Customer: “Why?”

Me: “Because… you haven’t paid for it.”

Customer: “But my wife is going to pay for it!” *still no wife around*

Me: “Sir, once your wife has paid, then you can take it.”

(The customer is really getting irate and giving off an aggressive vibe. He leaves to go to his truck after his wife finally comes to pay, and she doesn’t even have a way to pay. One of their children has to get his credit card from him, which he understands to mean that I have rejected some other form of payment, and storms back into the store. After they have checked out and left, the next customer comes up. I am shaking a bit and trying to calm myself down as I am the only one on the floor.)

Next Customer: “Sweetie, you handled that with great tact. Better than I would have!”

Lady Behind Her: “Yeah, honey, you did good! Don’t worry; we were ready to circle the wagons if anything had happened!”

(The next several customers were great, and one even told me that I was a blessing to him, which almost made me cry right there.)

Related:
Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 15
Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 14
Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 13

Who Needs To Prove Themselves To Whom?

, , , , | Working | March 19, 2020

(I am at home going through my homework when I get a call. My phone alerts me to potential scams and does so giving it the name “RoboCaller.” I go through the machine and get to a person.)

Employee: “Hello, you qualify for a reduced interest rate for your credit card.”

Me: “Can I just get put on the ‘do not call’ list?”

Employee: “But ma’am, you qualify for a reduced rate.”

Me: “Okay, then, which type of card do I have?”

Employee: “What?”

(I repeat myself.)

Employee: “Oh, ma’am, you want me to prove myself. Okay, you have a…” *lists all possible cards*

Me: “Which specific card do I have?”

Employee: “Okay, I will need you to verify some information before I can tell you. What’s your account number?”

Me: *laughing* “Dude, just put me on the ‘do not call’ list.”

Employee: *laughs* “You know, you have a beautiful voice.”

(Click.)

Always Overstocked With Nuisance Customers

, , , , | Right | March 17, 2020

(I have recently started working at a toy store close to where I live. I haven’t been fully trained on how to do everything yet, but I have had to deal with a few stock requests, so I feel confident enough with the system to address customer queries. A man in his late forties comes up to the service desk.)

Customer: “I’m looking for [Dollhouse]. Could you tell me if you have any in stock?”

Me: “Certainly. Is it [Full Name of Dollhouse Brand]?”

(He nods.)

Me: *after double-checking I have read the number correctly* “Six hundred.”

Customer: “Six hundred?!”

Me: “That does seem quite excessive, but that is what it’s telling me.”

Customer: “Erm, well, I need six hundred… and one.”

Me: “You need exactly six hundred and one dollhouses?”

Customer: *laughing awkwardly* “Yeah, that sounds ridiculous, doesn’t it?” *runs out of the store before I can say anything else*

(A manager who was processing a return bursts out laughing.)

Manager: “Never mind him. He’s a nuisance regular we put up with. He usually comes in and asks for one or two above what we have in stock and complains when we don’t give him a discount.”

Me: “Oh…”

Manager: “For future reference…” *points to my screen* “If you tap the ‘Store’ tile, it will show you the stock we currently have here, instead of the regional stock.”

(I guess I should wait until my training is finished before taking any more queries.)

There Is No Room To Fish For Freebies

, , , , | Right | March 17, 2020

(I have recently started a job at a local hotel. We have a lot of youth hockey teams stay with us through the winter and I’ve been told they are generally a handful. This is my first time working with one and, to my surprise, when I arrive for my shift at 3:00 pm they are already all checked in. Most of my shift is relatively quiet. Then, at about 6:00 pm, a family comes up to my desk.)

Husband: “Hi. We are in [room number] and there are cobwebs all over the room, dust bunnies under the bed, and black gunk in the shower door.”

Me: “Oh, I am so sorry about that. Let me just pull up your account and I’ll see what I can do for you.”

(I pull up their account and see that they have already moved rooms once because their first room smelled of smoke. We are a budget hotel and, even though the hotel is completely non-smoking, lots of guests ignore the rules and choose to simply pay the smoking charge instead.)

Me: “Again, I am so sorry. I can absolutely move you to a new room. As we have already moved you once before, would it be okay if I take you to a few room options so we can make sure the next room is going to work for you?”

(This is standard practice at our hotel, to keep as many rooms available as possible.)

Husband: “Sure, that would be great.”

(I make a list of a few available rooms that are the same room type. I take them to the first room, open the door, and am mortified to find the bed unmade.)

Me: “Oh, my goodness, I am so sorry. Someone must have forgotten to put this room out of order after a guest checked out early.”

Wife: “Oh, no, I think this is the room we were in originally.”

Me: “Oh, well, that’s not so bad, then. It still should have been put out of order; I’m just glad we caught it now. So, unfortunately, the only other rooms I have available are on the second floor and away from the rest of your team.”

Wife: “That’s not a problem, as long as it’s clean.”

Me: “Great. Then if you’ll follow me, I’ll take you up to the next room on my list.”

(I’m now starting to think something is fishy because I am highly sensitive to cigarette smoke and smelled NOTHING in their old room. I’m also a little worried now because, especially in winter, our second floor rooms are rarely used and are only touched-up/dusted as needed, a few at a time.)

Me: *opening the next room* “Okay, so, this is one option for up here on the second floor. Why don’t you take a look and let me know what you think?”

(The husband and wife go into the room, turn on all the lights, and check every nook and cranny for the next five minutes)

Wife: “This will be okay. It’s much better than the other rooms were.”

Me: “Perfect! Then if you’ll come back down to the desk with me, I’ll get you guys moved over and make you a new set of keys.”

Husband: “Great. Honey, why don’t you go pack up our stuff while I do that?”

(We go down to the desk and I move everything over. Still thinking something is up, I make sure to note in their file that they saw their third room before accepting in and agreed it would be acceptable for the night. I then go and check the housekeeping records. The housekeeper who cleaned their second room is our absolute best housekeeper and would NEVER leave any of the things they mentioned wrong with their second room. I leave another note, just in case, because I think they may just be fishing for a free night. The rest of my shift goes by without incident, I leave, and all is well. The next day I wake up and have a bunch of texts from my coworker who was working that morning asking about that room. About 2:00 pm, I get another text asking me to come in early. I get to work about 2:20 to find my coworker, whose grandfather passed away the previous week, in hysterics and being comforted by the housekeeping staff.)

Me: “Oh, my gosh, [Coworker]! What’s wrong?”

(My coworker explains about another family from the hockey team that cursed her out because of an issue they had with not understanding our, admittedly weird, billing/refund system.)

Coworker: “…and then, this other family that I had been texting you about comes and tells me that the beds in their room were disgusting and they had to just lay on top of them all night with blankets from their car because they were so gross. I looked up their account and they were the ones you moved a second time so I told them I couldn’t refund their room or anything because they had seen and accepted it in advance. So she cursed me out, too, and is probably going to call again later today. I can’t talk to her. I turned the phone off because she and the other lady have been harassing me and calling me non-stop all morning and afternoon. I can’t deal with it anymore.”

Me: “Oh, no! I will deal with them; you just take a few minutes, calm down, and do what you need to do. I can handle it from here.”

(Eventually, my coworker heads home and I call the wife who changed rooms twice to let her know we can’t do anything for her.)

Me: “Hi, this is [My Name] from [Hotel]. Is this [Wife]?”

Wife: “Yes, this is.”

Me: “Hello, Mrs. [Wife]. I had a note here that you wanted a call regarding your stay with us last night and the quality of your room. I apologize that the room was not up to your standards; however, I did show you the room before you accepted it and you said that it would be satisfactory for your stay. Had you voiced your concerns earlier, we could have easily viewed a few more rooms, or fixed whatever issues there may have been before you took the room. That was the entire purpose of showing you and your husband the room beforehand. As you accepted the room as-is, I am afraid that we cannot issue a refund for your stay.”

Wife: “Well, that is unacceptable. Those beds were disgusting. I didn’t sleep all night and my kids had to lay on top of the blankets using our own blankets I brought from the car. I was also told that the owner himself would be calling me, not some random employee.”

Me: “I do apologize for the confusion, ma’am. The owner is not in today or tomorrow, and neither is our head manager. If you would like to call back on Monday between [times], our manager would be more than happy to speak with you. Unfortunately, the owner’s schedule is quite sporadic, so I have no idea when he will be in next.”

Wife: “Well, I expect a call from your manager first thing Monday.”

Me: “No problem, ma’am. I will leave a note for him to give you a call. Have a nice day.”

(I did leave a note for my manager detailing everything that had happened, and explaining how they had verbally abused [Coworker]. I suggested that they should not be refunded. I still have no idea whether they got that refund or not, but after that phone call, the other lady who cursed out my coworker showed up and I had to explain to her that she had been refunded, but refunds always take up to five business days to show up on your credit card statement, so there was nothing more we could do until after that time had passed. What a nightmare. My first, and worst, hockey team experience so far.)

If He Has Nothing Else, He Has The Audacity

, , , , | Legal | March 17, 2020

(I stop at a gas station to fill my tank and get a cup of coffee. I approach the register with my drink and am greeted by the cashier.)

Cashier: “Hi, I can take you here if you’re ready.” 

Me: “Thank you.”

Cashier: “Just the coffee?”

Me: “Actually, I’d like to get $20 on the first pump, please.”

Cashier: “Okay.” 

(A random man comes to stand beside me. He puts a few bags of snacks on the counter in front of me and smiles. The cashier smiles at him and begins scanning.)

Me: “Oh, those aren’t mine.”

Man: “It’s okay, babe.” 

Me: *shaking my head* “No, I –”

Man: *to the cashier* “I’ll take a case of [Cigarettes], too.”

Me: “Stop. I do not know him; I am not buying anything for him.”

Cashier: *uncomfortable* “Okay. So… Uh…”

Man: “Don’t tease her, honey.”

Me: “I’m not teasing anyone. You need to wait your turn.”

Man: “It’s not a big deal.” *puts his hand on the small of my back* “Smile!”

Me: *putting my hand in my pocket* “I will mace you.”

Man: *steps back, hands up* “Okay. It was just a joke. No need to be a b****.”

(The man pushes everything off the counter — thankfully not my coffee — walks out to his car and watches us at the register.)

Cashier: *blushing* “I’m so sorry. I thought you knew him and he was just adding to your order.” 

Me: “It’s okay; it’s not your fault.” 

Cashier: “Do you still want your coffee and gas?”

Me: “I’m going to wait until he leaves if that’s okay with you.” 

Cashier: “Totally acceptable.”