Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 13

Customer: “Excuse me. I need help looking for this.”

(She produces a promotional magazine for the shop next door.)

Me: “I’m sorry, but this is for next door.”

Customer: “I know.”

Me: “You will need to find help next door.”

Customer: “They’re all busy. Why can’t you help me?”

Me: “Because I don’t work there.”

Customer: “Aren’t all these shops the same?”

Me: “Miss, this is a tool shop, not a clothes outlet.”

Customer: “Humph! I’ll be calling your complaints department!” *storms out*

(She didn’t actually call our complaints department, but the one next door. I can only imagine what the poor person thought on the other end of the phone.)

Related:
Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 12
Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 11
Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 10