Booby Cancer: The One You Can Laugh At
(I work in production for an extremely popular radio station; however, I occasionally fill in different roles when people are sick. On this particular day, I work production on the breakfast show, then answer phone calls at reception. This call comes through on the complaints line.)
Me: “Good morning. You’ve reached [Radio Station]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes. I would like to put in a complaint.”
Me: “Sorry to hear that, sir. What would you like to complain about?”
Customer: “I was listening to your breakfast show, and I am horrified by the language you use at that time of morning!”
(I’m confused, because I listened to the entire show while producing.)
Me: “May I ask what was said?”
Customer: “’Breasts.’”
Me: “I’m sorry, what?”
Customer: “Your announcers were talking about some disease and they said it… AT 7:30 IN THE MORNING!”
Me: “Sir, the disease they were talking about was breast cancer.”
Customer: “I don’t care what they were talking about! It shouldn’t be said on-air.”
Me: “’Breast’ is the biological term for that area of the body.”
Customer: “Stop making excuses!”
Me: “Well, what would you prefer they be called?”
(The customer thinks for a moment.)
Customer: “Boobies.”
(I laughed so hard I had to hang up on him.)