So Angry Their Eyes Are Bulging
I used to work at a clothing store, run by a woman who would buy vintage and high end items, repair them, and then sell them in the store. We didn’t have multiple sizes of things and the only bulk items we bought were little trinkets and soaps, sometimes jewelry.
One day, when the owner had gone out to get more supplies, a couple walk in. The wife was on the wrong foot the moment she opened her mouth. She seemed to think we were her slaves, that she was queen of the world, and everything had to be in her size.
Her husband would grunt and repeat what she said in a more nasally aggressive voice. It was the longest two hours of my life.
We had everything organized by size, and did not have extras in the back. After explaining that for what felt like the hundredth time, I was about to throw a purse at her head.
Wife: “This is not my size. Why don’t you have my size?”
Me: “Maybe look at a larger size rack?”
Wife: “No, no, no! I am a two. I have always been a two. I was a two when I had my kids. I am a two now!”
Husband: “No. She is a two. A two. A two!”
The owner came in while the happy couple was shopping and asked me what the problem was because I had “that look.” I explained the woman was being picky.
Eventually the wife stormed up again, with a pair of pants, demanding I read her the size.
Me: “That is a six.”
Wife: “I am a two not a six. Why do I fit into these?”
Owner: “Those are a six. If you fit into them, then you are not a two.”
The wife got silent, turned to her husband, and waved the pants around.
Husband: “Now, listen here, I don’t like the way you guys have been helping my wife. She asks questions and gets attitude. You should use your eyes and actually look at the tag and see if there is a problem. She wants to know the size, tell her the size.”
Owner: “Sure. I will take a closer look.”
She puts the pants on the counter, pops out her glass eye, and holds it close to the tag.
Owner: “Still a six.”
The couple sputtered, waved their hands around like blind birds, and storm out. They left a huge mess I had to help clean up, but only after I spent twenty minutes laughing about it with the owner and the other cashier.
She was the best boss I ever had. I was sad when I had to move for college.