I moved and had new cable and Internet service turned on at my new place. The struggle of getting it installed is its own story for another time; this story is about trying to pay the bill.
When I first started service, I got a welcome email. It invited me to sign up for an online account. I attempted to do that, but the online system required me to provide a PIN. This PIN is printed on your bill. Obviously, I had not yet received a bill, so I could not create an online account. There was no alternate workaround.
Time goes by, and I get an email notifying me that my first bill is due. Apparently, by default, you are enrolled in paperless billing. The email invites me to pay my bill by creating an online account… which I cannot create because I’ve never received a copy of my bill.
I call customer service, and there is a $5 fee if you pay your bill through the phone system. I select the option to talk to a representative. The first thing she asks after confirming my name and address is for is the PIN printed on the top of my bill.
Me: “That’s why I’m calling; I’ve never received a bill and thus don’t have the PIN and cannot create my online account to pay my bill.”
Representative: “No problem. You can pay your bill with me, but I do need to notify you there will be a $5 convenience fee.”
Me: “I shouldn’t be penalized for never receiving a bill or a way to set up an online account.”
Representative: “You did receive an email with your bill.”
Me: “No, they emailed me a notification, but no bill is attached.”
Representative: “There is a link in the email to pay.”
Me: “Yes, and the link takes you to the website to set up an online account.”
Representative: “Yes, that’s what you need to do.”
Me: “The online system asks for the PIN number to create an account.”
Representative: “Yes, it’s printed on the top of your bill.”
Me: *Long pause* “That. I. Never. Received.”
Representative: *Long pause* “So… I can waive that $5 fee for you to pay your bill today if you would like.”
I paid my bill, and she switched me to paper billing for the next cycle. We shall see if I’m ever able to set up that online account.
Related:
PIN-Headed, Part 22
PIN-Headed, Part 21
PIN-Headed, Part 20
PIN-Headed, Part 19
PIN-Headed, Part 18