Sweet, If A Bit Wonky
(My coworker and I are dusting chocolate bars when this exchange happens.)
Coworker: “Man…Willy Wonka must have, like, so much money!”
Me: “Yeah, but I think that’s Nestle.”
Coworker: “No, like, look at all the candy his company makes! He must just be loaded!”
Me: *playing along* “Uh, yep. Pretty loaded…”
Coworker: “I wonder how he comes up with all this stuff? He must be a mad genius or something!”
(I can’t tell if she’s joking, so I go over and grab a box of Runts, look at the back, and confirm that it’s Nestle.)
Me: “Yeah, definitely Nestle. It says right here on the back.”
Coworker: *ignores me* “I just can’t believe how many products he’s come up with. He seriously must have just so much money!”
Me: “[Coworker], you know that Willy Wonka is not a real person right? He’s a character created by Roald Dahl for a book.”
Coworker: “What?! Are you kidding me?” *laughs hysterically* “This whole time I thought he was a real person!”