I worked as a manager in a busy office and came in one morning to find a message asking me to contact someone urgently. I quickly rang to find out the problem, but in my haste, I dialled the wrong number. I apologised to the lady who answered, and then I dialled the correct number and dealt with the issue.
After a busy hour or so, the phone rang, and I answered.
Me: “Hello, this is [My Name] at [Company]. How can I help you?”
Caller: “How did you get this number?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Caller: *Shouting* “I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU GOT THIS NUMBER!”
Me: “I don’t know what you mean. You called us.”
Caller: “YES, BUT YOU CALLED US!”
Me: “One moment, please. I’ll see if anyone was trying to contact you. What’s the name, please?”
Caller: “I’M NOT TELLING YOU MY NAME!”
Me: “Um, I don’t see how I can help with your problem if I don’t know who you are or what it is. This is [Company]. Are you sure you’re calling the right place?”
Caller: “YES! YOUR NUMBER WAS THE LAST ONE THAT RANG!”
Me: “Okay, that helps. If you could give me some idea of what the issue might be?”
Caller: “YOU CALLED US!”
Me: “And do you know what business you might have with us?”
Caller: “I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOU RANG TWENTY MINUTES AGO! I WAS OUT AND MY WIFE ANSWERED!”
The penny drops with me.
Me: “Was that the wrong number I dialled? I’m sorry, but I did apologise for the mistake.”
Caller: “YES! BUT YOU CAN’T DO THAT!”
Me: “Can’t do what?”
Caller: “YOU CAN’T CALL US!”
Me: “I’m sorry for the intrusion, but it was a mistake. I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen again.”
Caller: “NO! I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU GOT OUR NUMBER?!”
Me: “I don’t know your number. I dialled it by accident. It was a mistake. I’m sorry, but I don’t know what else to say.”
Caller: “THAT’S NOT THE POINT! NO ONE CAN CALL OUR NUMBER!”
Me: “But you said I—”
Caller: “YES! AND I WANT TO KNOW HOW?!”
Me: “I just misdialled—”
Caller: “NO! NO! YOU CAN’T DO THAT!”
Me: “I’m sorry, but I really don’t understand. It was just a mistake. As I don’t think I can help you, would you like me to give you the details of how to make a complaint?”
Caller: “NO! I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU RANG OUR NUMBER!”
Me: “It was an accident—”
Caller: “BUT YOU CAN’T DO THAT! NOBODY CAN RING US UNLESS WE GIVE THEM OUR NUMBER! WE’RE EX-DIRECTORY!”
Me: *Takes a very deep breath* “Ah, I see. Please let me explain. It doesn’t work that way…”
You don’t need the rest of my attempted explanation. Suffice it to say, I was never sure if I got the point across or not.