The Architect Of Their Demise
(I am alone at the insurance company.)
Agent: “We have a plan if you miss work due to accident or illness.” *gives details* “Would you like the plan for just yourself or for your wife, too?”
Me: “My wife would like the plan.”
Agent: “Okay. We need details on both your work. This is just for accident or illness.”
Me: “Your plan doesn’t cover my work so it’s just my wife.”
Agent: “You don’t work?”
Me: “Just babysitting for family, friends, and neighbors. You don’t cover that.”
Agent: “Yes, we don’t. So what job do you need covered?”
Me: “Junior architect at [Company].”
(Fast forward until the contract.)
Agent: “Your wife actually needs to sign the contract herself.”
Me: “Not a problem, she can come in later.”
Agent: “This one is yours, though. Check over it carefully and sign when ready.”
(A minute passes.)
Me: “Hey. Why is my wife’s work plan under my name?”
Agent: “You’re not the architect?”
Me: “No. My wife is the architect. I gave you all this information.”
Agent: “And she babysits, too?”
Me: “No. I babysit!”
(The agent was very confused but eventually adjusted the plans properly.)
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