Welcome To The Nightshift
I’m working at a gas station on an overnight shift, and an old lady comes in.
Customer: “Where are the movie screens?”
Me: “Movie screens?”
Customer: “This is a movie theater, ain’t it?”
Me: “No, it’s a gas station.”
She looks confused. She then proceeds to nonchalantly just… s*** her pants right there in front of us. As she does this, the night manager comes out from the back.
Manager: “The f***?! You again! Get the f*** out of there!”
She hurls some abuse but exits the store, leaving a brown trail behind her.
Me: “What was that?!”
Manager: *Fetching some cleaning supplies* “Well… heroin is one h*** of a drug…”
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