Unfiltered Story #101520

, , | Unfiltered | December 8, 2017

(I’m at the self checkout lane in a grocery store. I was just getting some apples and corn…)

Machine: Please place your apples on the conveyor belt.

Me: *Does it*

Machine: Please place your CORN on the conveyor belt

Me:*Jumps back on how forcefully it was said* Ok…

My Mother: *In my face* CORN!

Me: Well that machine is aggressive.

Unfiltered Story #101513

, , | Unfiltered | December 8, 2017

(A customer calls in and sounds a little drunk. In order to pull up accounts to begin help we need either the account number, name, phone number or address I avoid address due to strange spelling for street mains.)

Me: “Can I get your account number?”

Customer: “I don’t know it.”

Me: “How about phone number?”

(We proceed to try three different numbers and nothing works.)

Me: “Alright, sir, how about your address?”

Customer: *walks outside to read numbers of the house* “It’s [address not including zip code].”

Me: “And the zip code?”

Customer: “Jesus f****** Christ! Do you even know your f****** zip code!?”

Me: *politely* “Well, yes sir, I do.”

Customer: “Bull f****** s***. Let me talk to your manager! You should be fired!”

(Turns out he didn’t have service with us.)

Unfiltered Story #101519

, , , | Unfiltered | December 8, 2017

(I was working in a consignment shop when I overheard two young girls’s conversation when they were looking at some fancy dresses)

Girl #1: So who can you see this on?

Girl #2: I don’t know, (boy’s name, likely in their class).

Girl #1: *Giggles so loud they store might have collapsed*

Girl #2: Yeah, what about this one? *Points to another dress*

Girl #1: Hm, how about (another boy’s name)

Girl #2: *Falls on the floor laughing* Yes! I was thinking that too!

(They continue to do this for a while, and it was actually quite
entertaining to watch and hear.)

Girl #1: Wait, what if the boys are doing this to us?! Like with tuxedos or something?!

Girl #2: Oh no….whatever!

(At this point I’m laughing. They leave later, still talking about it.)

Unfiltered Story #101503

, , | Unfiltered | December 8, 2017

(Our seventh-grade science class is learning about genetics and heredity. The teacher has us make bracelets based on what traits we have, dimples, cleft chin, widow’s peak, etc. There are three people of note in this story. Me, a short, chubby blonde, and a pair of identical twins, [Twin #1] and [Twin #2]. They are both very tall for their age, are very skinny, and have short black hair. We are looking around the room to see if there are any of our ‘twins’ around the classroom. I have just compared bracelets with [Twin #2].)

Twin #2: “Oh my god! We match! [Teacher], look, my twin!”

Me: *laughing* “Looks like I’m more of your twin than your actual twin! Look, the bracelets don’t match!”

Teacher: *also laughing* “Well, looks like you have a new twin, [Twin #2]!”

Me: “Ready and willing to fill the position!”

(At the end of the school day, we said “Bye twin!” to each other. I guess I have a twin now.)

Unfiltered Story #101585

, , | Unfiltered | December 8, 2017

While ordering I always try to be polite.

Me ” may I get a large fry please.”

Worker ” I’m sorry we don’t sell a large fry please.”

Me ( short pause) “can I get a large fry”

Worker ” of course”

I hated to have to say can I but it seemed to be the only way the worker understood what I wanted

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