It takes me about half an hour to walk to work. One day, about forty minutes before my shift, that day’s shift manager calls me.
Manager: “Hi, [My Name]. Can you get to the store in [Other City] for your shift today? They’re short-staffed.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but no. I can make it in to [My City’s Location], but I really don’t have the time to go further than that.”
Manager: “We really need you in [Other City] today.”
Me: “I really have no way to get there, though. I need to set off in the next—” *checks the time* “—eight minutes to even get to [My City] on time.”
Manager: “Then why don’t you get the bus?”
I checked later. It’d take me ninety minutes to get to [Other City] by bus, and my shift starts in thirty-eight.
Me: “I don’t have a bus route planned out, it’d take some time to figure out where I’m going, and I doubt I’d be able to get there for [start time].”
I was right. I would have gotten there over an hour late.
Manager: “We need you in [Other City] at [start time].”
Me: “I am quite literally not capable of travelling there in that time period.”
Manager: “Look, [My Name], are you going to be at [Other City] at [start time]?”
Me: “I’ll certainly try, of course, but almost certainly not.”
Manager: “[Store Manager] needs you to be there for [start time].”
He says this as if invoking the store manager’s name will grant me the ability to teleport.
This pisses me off because the store manager is actually a pretty cool guy and I’m sure he didn’t sign off on this BS.
Me: “I still can’t make it there. It will take me several hours to walk there. Do you want me to do that?”
Manager: “We need you to be at [Other City] at [start time], [My Name].”
At this point, I’m walking out the door of my house.
Me: “Okay, [Manager]. I’m leaving my house now. I won’t be there on time, but I’ll get there eventually. Is that good enough?”
Manager: “Can you confirm that you’ll be there at [start time], [My Name]?”
Me: “No. I probably won’t be. Now can I hang up to use Google Maps on my phone to find my way there?”
Manager: “You need to be there at [start time].”
I hung up.
It took almost three hours of walking through a bright, hot day to get most of the way there, and I had to take a break, sit down, and have a drink when I finally arrived, starting the shift hours late.
Also, I was at no point prior to this informed that working at other stores was something I would possibly be required to do in my job role.
I honestly figured [Manager] had promised [Other City Location] a worker, realised he didn’t have one to send and his a** was on the line, and tried to shift the blame to me by getting me to say I’d be there even though I physically couldn’t be, thus dodging culpability himself.