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PIN-Headed, Part 26

, , , , , | Right | February 9, 2024

I’m a self-checkout attendant in a grocery store. A customer calls me over. Her items are all scanned and bagged, she’s on the payment screen, her card is in the reader, and there are no error messages on the register.

Customer: “Could you enter my PIN for me?”

Me: “…Your banking PIN?”

Customer: “Yes, it’s [number].”

I comply and punch in the PIN, more out of shock than anything else.

Me: “Miss, please change your PIN when you get home.”

Customer: *Unconcerned* “Don’t worry, I will.”

I really hope that she changed her PIN to something more secure, or I worry about her identity getting stolen. 

Related:
PIN-Headed, Part 25
PIN-Headed, Part 24
PIN-Headed, Part 23
PIN-Headed, Part 22
PIN-Headed, Part 21

When They’re Old Enough To Know Better But Too Old To Care

, , , , , , | Right | February 6, 2024

To approve an alcohol sale, my store requires us to either scan a customer’s ID or manually enter their birthdate into the register. The first option is preferred, and the second is supposed to be only for out-of-state IDs (as well as passports, foreign IDs, etc.), but we’re also allowed to use it for purchases made by customers clearly over the age of fifty. I’m helping a couple probably in their sixties.

Me: “Could I see your ID, please?”

Man: “We don’t have ’em!”

Woman: “No ID for you today!”

Me: “All right, then could you tell me your birthdate? It doesn’t matter whose.”

Man: “[Date].”

I enter it into the register to approve the sale and then turn to leave.

Woman: “You’re too nice! You ruined our fun!”

I’ve gotten comments from other customers about how nice I am (including one memorable customer who demanded to know who to talk to in order to get me a raise), but I certainly hadn’t heard the sentiment phrased as a complaint before!

Multiple States Of Confusion

, , , , , , | Right | January 31, 2024

I’m a teller at a branch of a small regional bank chain in Michigan. I get the joy of helping this middle-aged woman one day.

Me: “Hi, welcome to [Bank]! How can I help you today?”

Customer: “I need to put a travel notification on my account. I’ll be traveling abroad for the first time!”

Me: “Awesome! I can help you do that.”

She verifies her account information, and I get to the point where I need to put in her travel details.

Me: “What dates will you be traveling?”

Customer: “June third to the twelfth.”

Me: “Okay, and where will you be traveling?”

Customer: “Arizona and Utah!”

Me: “Okay… wait. Umm… ma’am, can you repeat that for me, please?”

Customer: “Arizona and Utah.”

Me: *Trying to be tactful* “Ma’am, you don’t need to put in a travel notice for travel within the United States. I see that you’re signed up for text message fraud alerts, so you might have to respond to the text if the system wants to confirm a transaction on your account. Is that what you meant by a travel notification?”

Customer: “My friend told me I need to put in a travel notification before my trip so my account didn’t get locked.”

Me: “Yes, that’s true for international travel, but Arizona and Utah are both US states.”

Customer: “But we have to fly there, so it’s abroad.”

Me: “Ma’am, ‘traveling abroad’ means traveling internationally, or outside the United States. If you’re traveling to another state, it’s not ‘abroad’.”

Customer: “Hmm. I don’t know about that. My friend travels a lot, so she knows what she’s talking about. I’ll just stop in at my regular branch and get someone who knows what they’re doing to put in my travel notification.” 

I tried, folks. I really did. Hopefully, she enjoys her first trip “abroad” with her friend.

People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 4

, , , , | Right | January 27, 2024

A big part of my job is doing ID checks for customers who want to purchase alcohol, as we card everyone with no exception. A customer presumably in his sixties wants to buy a bottle of vodka.

Me: “Could I see your ID for the vodka, please?”

Customer: “Here you go!”

He hands me his debit card.

Me: “Sir, this is your debit card.”

Customer: “But it has my name on it!”

Me: “I need a state-issued ID.”

He takes back the debit card and hands me another card. It’s a student ID from a local university.

Me: “I can’t take a student ID; it needs to be state-issued. Do you have a state ID or a driver’s license?”

He finally handed me his driver’s license. Regardless of whether he was being genuine or just messing with me, I worry about that man operating a motor vehicle.

Related:
People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 3
People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 2
People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”

An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 32

, , , , , , | Right | January 22, 2024

I’m a self-checkout attendant in a grocery store and frequently wear a cloth face mask, a rarity in that particular store. I go to approve an alcohol sale for a customer.

Me: “Could I see your ID for the vodka, please?”

Customer: “What is this, a federal indictment?”

Me: “Nope, just [Store] policy; we have to card everyone now.”

Customer: “Could’ve fooled me. With the mask, you could’ve been government.”

Me: “Oh, I just wear this because I have a condition that makes it the best option.”

Customer: “Uh-huh. Sure.”

This is when I lose my temper a little bit; I’m sick of meeting morons who think that wearing a piece of cloth is akin to selling one’s soul.

Me: “It ensures that I don’t have to clean up blood every day. Have you ever noticed how dry the air is in here? My sinuses are ridiculously sensitive, and if I leave this mask off for even an hour, my nose will start to bleed. I like not cleaning blood off of people’s groceries or making my coworkers do it. Have a good day.”

I walked off, leaving him looking both stunned and thoughtful. He mumbled a “thank you” before he left, but I’m not sure for what. I hope I made him rethink a few negative opinions toward masks. 

Related:
An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 31
An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 30
An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 29
An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 28
An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 27