Guys Like Him Deserve No Words
I’m in the dairy section of the supermarket, paralyzed with indecision over something irrelevant that I won’t bore you with, when I hear muffled music approaching me.
I turn to see [Customer #1] pass me by. She’s a young-looking woman built like a warrior, wearing gigantic ear-consuming headphones. I recognize the model as one that is advertised as wireless but is compatible with an aux cord; she is using the corded function. She’s also dressed in a black [Video Game] T-shirt and pushing a shopping cart.
I dismiss it as a strange encounter and go back to trying to make my choice… and about a minute later, I hear this.
Customer #2: “Hey! Aren’t you going to help me?”
I turn to find a very skinny guy with a very dominating voice standing next to [Customer #1] and yelling at her. She doesn’t seem to notice him, grabbing a few items off the shelf.
Customer #2: “Hey! I’m talking to you!”
[Customer #1] continues to ignore him, starting to push her cart and continue down the aisle.
Customer #2: “Don’t you walk away from me! Do your job! Listen when I’m talking to you!”
He grabs [Customer #1] by the arm; she proceeds to turn around and grab his arm in turn, holding it still so she can wrench her arm free. She then proceeds to turn away and resume pushing her cart.
Customer #2: “Hey, you can’t treat your customers like that! Get back here!”
Out of equal parts morbid curiosity and an unfounded worry that [Customer #1] might need help, I go to follow them. [Customer #2] continues to yell at her and try to get her attention all the way to the (nearly empty) tills. As she’s pushing her cart into line, [Customer #2] grabs her headphones by the cord, wrenching them off of her head and disconnecting the other end of the cord from whatever they were connected to.
[Customer #1] immediately turns around, seizes the headphones, and pulls them away hard enough to disconnect the cord, putting them back atop her head and turning away again before loading her groceries onto the conveyor. [Customer #2] is left holding the cord.
One of the workers — dressed in blue and wearing a lanyard — approaches [Customer #2].
Worker: “Sir, I need you to give that back.”
Customer #2: “Your worker is refusing to help me!”
Worker: “She doesn’t work here. She’s a customer like you. I need you to give her cord back and leave her alone.”
[Customer #2] continued to yell at the guy, but [Worker] was having none of it. He took the cord away from [Customer #2] and told him to leave. When [Customer #2] was escorted out, [Worker] approached [Customer #1] as she was wrapping up her transaction, gently tapping her shoulder to get her attention.
[Customer #1] looked at him and saw him holding out the cord. Before [Worker] could even explain himself, she nodded her head, accepted the cord from him, shoved it into her pocket, and started loading her groceries into her cart.
She did not say a word from the moment I saw her until the moment I saw her cord returned. I went back to my own grocery shopping, absolutely baffled at how she had managed to have an “I don’t work here” encounter without a single word.
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