Oh, Brother!, Part 4

(My brother and I share a strong family resemblance, but since I’m a woman and about six inches shorter than him, it’s pretty easy to tell who’s who. He’s picking up lunch one day when a casual acquaintance walks up.) 

Acquaintance: *sincerely* “Hey! Now that you’ve got a beard I can finally tell you and your sister apart!”

Brother: *bewildered* “I don’t know which of us should be more bothered by that.”

Related:
Oh, Brother! – Part 3
Oh, Brother! – Part 2
Oh, Brother!